Non political figure found guilty of crimes

[StevenC]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/world-us-canada-69069142

 

[narad]

Do the crime, pay the fine.

 

[sleewell]

I love the guy who showed up to his court date on zoom for his suspended license charge... while driving lololol

 

[thebeesknees22]

And not one tear was shed for him.

I'd be shocked if he was actually sent to prison, but at least he'll forever have that felon conviction next to his name unless he gets it overturned.

 

[narad]

Once you're convicted of a felony and impeached, I imagine it's hard to know what to achieve next. Possibly getting on the registered sex offenders list, which doesn't seem like a far cry from where we are now.

 

[nightsprinter]

Ahhh I was wondering how long it would take for a thread to show up about a non-political figure experiencing a current event.

 

[Dumple Stilzkin]

let’s see if it sticks. Can we get my 40something odd birthday and the election over with already?

 

[Furtive Glance]

Can we move this to the Movies and Media thread? ‘Home Alone 2 Actor Found Guilty’ lololololol

 

[StevenC]

Secret service learning to make sangria in the toilet

Of course, it's shank or be shanked

 

[MFB]

Of course, it's shank or be shanked

I thought his steak company went out of business?

 

[PuckishGuitar]

I find it worthy of a chuckle that he's currently banned from playing at his golf course in Scotland now.

Could the Secret Service just outsource his protection to the local AB gang now?

 

[StevenC]

I thought his steak company went out of business?

This guy's a shark!

 

[wheresthefbomb]

Meh. I'll believe it when he's in jail.

 

[MetalDestroyer]

Whoa there! Seems like you’re posting about a current event! This might not be the place for it but you can repost in the dedicated

 

[SalsaWood]

Technically we never got clarification on whether something is topical or current. I'm sure our own fearless leader will swoop in just in time to instruct us in regard to all the rules we have broken or not. Until then trust the system's ability to take operator bias out of the equation, as with all things of course.

Aside: If anyone has a good Pakistani precursor hookup lmk. I'm tryina break this plateau.

 

[spudmunkey]

Don't you guys understand?!?! If this person could be found guilty of 34 felonies, any of us (who have committed 34 felonies) could be found guilty of committing these felonies!!

 

[ArtDecade]

 

[crushingpetal]

Feeling like the cousin who follows the rules a bit too closely:

Guys! Dad told us to stop jumping on the couch!

 

[thraxil]

The guy from the video game seems to be in trouble....

 

[Randy]

If you want to educate yourself on the rules governing federal elections and why Trump can run for president despite being convicted of 34 felonies, I encourage you to google "Donald Trump rule 34"