Ridiculous 8 string bridge problem (Jackson HT8)

[AwakenTheSkies]

Now that I've fixed the frets...there's the bridge. With proper relief, the action can't go any lower than 1.5-1-6mm. It literally can't, the lower saddles are touching the bridge plate. So that 3/64 on the 17th fret as per the Jackson factory manual? Impossible
The guitar is a neck though btw.

So what can I do?
I was wondering maybe I could replace the saddles with thinner saddles and pray that they can go lower?
I'd rather not get a replacement bridge like a Hipshot because honestly 150 bucks + import taxes is not worth it for this.
Do I take a chainsaw to the guitar and buy a new one?

 

[Caleb]

I hear curb stomping it could fix all the problems

 

[AwakenTheSkies]

I hear curb stomping it could fix all the problems

Or just grab the guitar by both ends and break it in half with my knee..

 

[Mike]

Shim the neck

 

[AwakenTheSkies]

Shim the neck

 

[odibrom]

Shim the neck

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The guitar is a neck thRough btw.
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Now seriously... if you can't shim the neck, maybe sand the bridge baseplate bottom to remove a bit of matter?... or get a new bridge with a thinner baseplate... or make one...?

 

[Mike]

Lol sry there is a bolt on ht-8 in my defense

 

[AwakenTheSkies]

Now seriously... if you can't shim the neck, maybe sand the bridge baseplate bottom to remove a bit of matter?... or get a new bridge with a thinner baseplate... or make one...?

That's what I thought too. If the bridge is thick enough maybe I could sand it down 1mm somehow..