Some memes for SS.org (Rules Posted in OP -- Please Read)

[Carrion Rocket]

 

[M3CHK1LLA]

 

[gabito]

 

[Yul Brynner]

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I call BS. I put it to the court that a fart powerful enough to vibrate a thong to an audible pitch will overpower the sound of the thong's vibration. A fart so powerful could not possibly be silent.

Also, OP did not take into consideration the string damping effect of the cheeks.

 

[odibrom]

I call BS. I put it to the court that a fart powerful enough to vibrate a thong to an audible pitch will overpower the sound of the thong's vibration. A fart so powerful could not possibly be silent.

Also, OP did not take into consideration the string damping effect of the cheeks.

The cheeks work as an amplification box, like an acoustic guitar... the bigger the bum, the lowder the fart...

 

[Yul Brynner]

The cheeks work as an amplification box, like an acoustic guitar... the bigger the bum, the lowder the fart...

Only when the entire crack is devoid of hair. Otherwise the hair acts as a muffler. When the crack is shaved, the cheeks press together firmly leaving no space for the gas to escape causing the gas to force the cheeks apart in order to release the pressure which then causes the the cheeks to then collapse back upon themselves when the pressure can no longer overcome their weight. This process is repeated until the gas supply is exhausted and results in the acoustically audible clapping of cheeks.

 

[Crungy]

I'd say it's more like a bass with a foam mute. Makes it more thumpy like an upright bass.

 

[Carrion Rocket]

 

[LordCashew]

damping effect of the cheeks

DJENT

 

[gabito]

 

[KnightBrolaire]

 

[odibrom]

Only when the entire crack is devoid of hair. Otherwise the hair acts as a muffler. When the crack is shaved, the cheeks press together firmly leaving no space for the gas to escape causing the gas to force the cheeks apart in order to release the pressure which then causes the the cheeks to then collapse back upon themselves when the pressure can no longer overcome their weight. This process is repeated until the gas supply is exhausted and results in the acoustically audible clapping of cheeks.

yeah, you're right, nevertheless, the bigger the bum, the louder the fart... with or without cheek applause...

 

[spudmunkey]

Don't bother tuning your guitar to 432hz unless you're drinking Freedom2O, which is, itself, 432 hz...somehow.

 

[Crungy]

Don't bother tuning your guitar to 432hz unless you're drinking Freedom2O, which is, itself, 432 hz...somehow.

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I want to think that's not real but I think I'm about to be really disappointed.

 

[SalsaWood]

What are they filtering with UV, fuckin ghosts? It's for sterilization.

 

[Albake21]

Don't bother tuning your guitar to 432hz unless you're drinking Freedom2O, which is, itself, 432 hz...somehow.

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Oh freedom2O is actually real..... just taking one look at their site, yikes.

 

[Seabeast2000]

Yep, the website is full retard. You can join the likeness of others, can't figure out who owns it.

 

[KnightBrolaire]

Yep, the website is full retard. You can join the likeness of others, can't figure out who owns it.

Still not as stupid as Bang Energy claiming their super creatine cured Down Syndrome.

https://www.reuters.com/legal/monster-wins-ban-bang-energys-super-creatine-advertising-2023-04-12/

 

[spudmunkey]

It bothers me more than it should that their "2" is superscript, instead of subscript, which is where it would be for  H2O.

 

[AwakenTheSkies]

Sorry but my frequencies are 700 Hz, 840 Hz, 1500Hz, somewhere like 2000-3000kHz and also something above 10kHz. I should know, I hear them all the time. Who's gonna make a drink with my frequencies?