Popsyche
Contributor
Q. What's the downside to a threesome?
A. You'll likely disappoint two women instead of just one.
Q. How do you know when you're really ugly?
A. Dogs close their eyes when they're humping your leg.
Q. Why are hurricanes named after women?
A. Because they arrive wet and wild, then leave with your house and car.
Q. What does an Eastern European bride get on her wedding day from her husband that's long and hard?
A. His last name.
A. You'll likely disappoint two women instead of just one.
Q. How do you know when you're really ugly?
A. Dogs close their eyes when they're humping your leg.
Q. Why are hurricanes named after women?
A. Because they arrive wet and wild, then leave with your house and car.
Q. What does an Eastern European bride get on her wedding day from her husband that's long and hard?
A. His last name.
@ the last one. Its going to a buddy of mine who got married and his wife's last name went from 5 letters to 13 or something like that. Even I can't spell it and I've known the guy for 3 years.
