SSO: Deep Thoughts

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MFB

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Shadows Fall songs/albums are a gold mine for fart jokes:

Idle Farts
Farts without Words
Destroyer of Farts
The Fart that Binds
At War with One's Farts
The Power of Fart and Fart
Stepping Outside the Fart
The Fart of Balance/The Art of Fart
Welcome to the Fart (Pink Floyd cover)
 

CleansingCarnage

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Owner of a Lonely Fart

But seriously, when "Owner of a Lonely Hart" gets played I only hear "Owner of a Lonely Horse" and I wonder "why is this horse lonely, what happened to it, could I be the one that makes this horse happy one day?".
The horse is lonely because it wouldn't be broken, and the song is written from the perspective of someone who believes it's better to own a lonely horse than a broken one, because at least then you can respect that it still has its individual spirit and will intact.
 

LordCashew

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I just had my espresso, so I'm brimming with good ideas. My next one is a Tears for Fears/Fear Factory mashup cover band called... you guessed it... Tears for Fear Factory

then there's my Midwest Emo Fear Factory cover band, Tear Factory
This reminds me, I still haven't got Death Punch for Cutie off the ground...
 
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