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From the mouths of babes.Another one from my son, man. I had a beautiful custom shop Charvel DK24 with a trans green flame top. He comes in and is like "Oh, a grass guitar. That's cool. I guess." A grass guitar. He guesses.
Never could look at that guitar the same way again.
Another one from my son, man. I had a beautiful custom shop Charvel DK24 with a trans green flame top. He comes in and is like "Oh, a grass guitar. That's cool. I guess." A grass guitar. He guesses.
Never could look at that guitar the same way again.
And James is the table. See how it all comes full circle?Back when I was obsessed with Metallica and wanting to be James Hetfield, I had bought a natural Ibby Destroyer. Given that it was just a giant hunk of wood my wife said it looked like a table.
I know that feeling.
There is a mathematical equation to answer this question; n+1 = number of guitars you need. There are also decision trees for guitar buying, but the math is more consistent."Why do you need so many?"
I am fortunate that my wife entertains and tolerates most of my guitar-related purchases.
What the hell? If you don't know how to cool a rutabaga in 1950, it's not like you can find a tutorial on YouTube. Wow, that video was amazing. That's why you don't go to the grocery hungry!they come home with 3 pints of oysters, rutabaga, and a cake in a flavor they don't like, or they spend the laundry machine replacement fund without asking on a non-functional 4-wheeler that's been up on jack stands and had its transmission parts spread around the garage floor for 6 years because "it was too good a deal to pass up".
Said to me by a dude I met recently who supposedly plays the guitar.
Dude: *enters the room, probably high as a kite, and sees me tuning 8 string strandberg* duuuuuuude is that a bass?! Bro it looks like... some kinda medieval instrument bro, right? Siiicckk"
Me: *what do I do with this guy*
Does this go on the AI thread? it made me scratch my head for a while! I'm pretty sure that is exactly what the dude was seeing in his head though, because that is literally how he made me feel
Does this go on the AI thread? it made me scratch my head for a while! I'm pretty sure that is exactly what the dude was seeing in his head though, because that is literally how he made me feel
I agree with her. Get a Jackson RhoadsShe has told me that she will not let me have an ESP SV-II Urban Camo in the house under any circumstances. Apparently she despises how that guitar looks.
Ha. Yeah, I basically hear that as "I play banjo" and I'm like "oh, that's cool", and then I try to change the conversation.Roofing contractor was here last week going over our insurance claim and we had been outside the whole time. I mentioned something about playing guitar. And he lights up and says "Oh I play guitar too! What kind of guitar do you have?"
And he's like "Ah. I play acoustic".
I dunno why but I just assumed that he was all about electric guitars... Maybe that he looked pretty young or that he looked like he was into metal? After I put on the brakes and listened to him talk about his Martin, I did reveal to him that I had a couple of Taylors in another room but at that point it was kinda like two people that get their rocks off having a cheating affair... just to find out that neither are actually married.Ha. Yeah, I basically hear that as "I play banjo" and I'm like "oh, that's cool", and then I try to change the conversation.