Aww dude.. That would've been the most epic post of that entire thread!! Oh well, we got in 10 pages and a SHIT LOAD of lulz before the mods closed it.
Just thought I'd comment on your signature. Not everyone who hardcore dances stays in their own bubble. I know plenty of people, including myself, who intend to hurt people just as if in a "pushmosh" pit. I've broken several noses and had my head kicked, ribs broken, and knocked out completely cold on more than one occasion from it. Not trying to start a fight, just hate when people generalize.
Hey, I just saw your post, I'm in Charlotte. I'd definitely like to hear some of your stuff and maybe we could get together and jam sometime. I don't know if age matters to you at all, but I'm 42. I'm still a big time metalhead though.