Yeah, like, I wouldn't want that either. It just seem as though there aren't really that many options here, even within the limits of colours and simple things that you expect. I can't even get a yellow Stingray 4 without a pickguard like Tony Levin's.
Not to be that guy, but it just doesn't seem any different to the regular production stuff.
No dots and fretboard options alone will sell a ton of these.