Hot sauces

[Chris]

I've got Patriots tickets yesway for the Detroit game, and you can bet I'll be tailgating. I'm checking eBay for some randomly badass hot sauces, and I came across this:

http://cgi.ebay.com/Buttplug-Relief...DVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem?hash=item230044767952

Tahiti Joe's Buttplug Relief Extra Hot Hot Sauce 5 oz. OK! So you're constipated, big deal! You don't want to take that nasty OTC medicine. Who says that you have too? Buttplug Relief hot sauce is the best stool softener to hit the market in the new millenium. If your Bowels are not on the move, Buttplug relief Extra Hot Hot Sauce will make it flow like a river after a dam broke. So save your chile Ass and down a botle of Buttplug Relief today. P.S. Possible side effects, if you bend over to pick up the bottle, you might feel a slight anal intrusion.

Anyone have any recommendations for some badass sauces for wings/chili?

 

[Buzz762]

I'm a big fan of Blair's Death Sauce.

Sudden Death is my favorite for Chili, but pretty much every sauce they make is good.

 

[Leon]

http://www.cholula.com/

this stuff is always a must in my chili.

edit: i should note that this sauce isn't all that hot. granted, it'll knock granny's socks off, but it won't phase a hot sauce connoisseur. it has more flavor than heat.

also tastey are Caboom's fruity salsas.
http://www.cajohns.com/Merchant2/me...F&Product_Code=C338&Category_Code=FruitSalsas

 

[D-EJ915]

Dave's insanity sauce

 

[garcia3441]

http://www.hotsauce.com/product_p/c178.htm

Here ya go.

 

[Buzz762]

Chris, were you looking for flavorful stuff that would be good in chili, or just sauce with the impressive heat value (would probably have you pissing fire out of your ass for some time afterwards too).

 

[sirbrandon101]

This stuff is HOT! http://cgi.ebay.com/Da-Bomb-Beyond-...ryZ14313QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

My friend bought a bottle of this stuff and me and a friend bet over a game of air hockey that the loser had to put a few drops straight on his tongue. I lost and today was the day I took on Da Bomb. It was roughly 4 drops rubbed all over my tongue, talk about burn. They say it's the 14th hottest sauce in existence, http://www.peppers.com/top.cfm.

 

[NewArmyGuitar]

This stuff is awesome:

http://www.hotsauceworld.com/youcanhanthi.html

 

[SevenatoR]

One of the most accurate descriptions I've seen of this kind of hot sauce...

Ass in the Tub

http://www.sweatnspice.com/127-6.htm

 

[Jason]

Fireass sucks..

 

[Naren]

This stuff is HOT! http://cgi.ebay.com/Da-Bomb-Beyond-...ryZ14313QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

My friend bought a bottle of this stuff and me and a friend bet over a game of air hockey that the loser had to put a few drops straight on his tongue. I lost and today was the day I took on Da Bomb. It was roughly 4 drops rubbed all over my tongue, talk about burn. They say it's the 14th hottest sauce in existence, http://www.peppers.com/top.cfm.

I had the #1 hottest sauce in existence when I was in high school. It tasted gross and just one drop of it left my tongue numb and had be struggled to get it out of my mouth for over a half an hour to no avail... I don't remember what it was called, though...

 

[garcia3441]

One of my favorites:

http://www.penderys.com/detail.aspx?ID=37907

Although I usually just make my own.

 

[Universe74]

http://www.hotsauce.com/product_p/c178.htm

Here ya go.

There you go. It has a scoville rating. Thats the stuff.

Check this out.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scoville_scale#List_of_Scoville_ratings

 

[Drew]

This stuff is awesome:

http://www.hotsauceworld.com/youcanhanthi.html

Chris, I have a bottle of this stuff that you're welcome to borrow. Seriously, this stuff is so hot it just defies belief- I've been working on the same bottle since college, and I'll probably take it to the grave. One drop in a bowl of ramen was so hot that I couldn't finish the stuff, and I have a high tolerance for this stuff.

A personal favorite of mine:

http://www.hotsauce.com/product_p/p25.htm

Still quite hot, but it's also very flavorful. It's at the point where it's a damned spicy hot sauce, but you can still taste it. If you want something with some serious kick that won't like kill people and will still taste great, this is what I'd use.