I unknowingly bought a Kiesel that someone made a 22 page thread complaining about.

[ArtDecade]

Why do people keep saying this? What weird internet thing did I miss?

It is the sound you make when you spit on that thang.

 

[nightsprinter]

Why do people keep saying this? What weird internet thing did I miss?

First time I'm seeing it but figured it was onomatopoeia for hawking a lunger

Edit- Way Cool Jr. seems to have confirmed this moments before I could hit send.

 

[Lord Voldemort]

Why do people keep saying this? What weird internet thing did I miss?

It's a video where a chick talks about spitting on a penis

I couldn't find the NSFW box so I just lowered the font

 

[jaxadam]

I don’t remember her name, but she was banging out the frame. Like Toni Braxton gorgeous. I was like if you and Sisqó the Dragon don’t work out you can get with jaxadam the salamander.

 

[ArtDecade]

It's a video where a chick talks about spitting on a penis

I couldn't find the NSFW box so I just lowered the font

Speak up.

 

[JSKrev]

I sat next to a girl in chemistry class in college who was dating Sisqó the Dragon. That’s probably my pinnacle name drop.

Y2K's greatest lyricist.

"Thong-tha-thong-thong-thong."

 

[Lord Voldemort]

Alright, credibility lost in my eyes. I take back anything I said in defense of this thread other than wanting to reach 22.

You "played the fuck out of" the guitar, to the point of making a video to dunk on people who nitpick and are "searching for flaws" just to, a few days later, decide that you've found a fatal flaw that you didn't notice or care about before, but suddenly is bad enough that you feel compelled to sell the guitar. You've become the very thing you swore to destroy.

One man's trash is another man's treasure indeed!

Lmao me not liking the double thick neck after a couple of weeks and selling it isn't me finding a fatal flaw in the guitar. That's not what a flaw is, that's just a spec of the guitar that I'm starting to not enjoy. It was intended (for some reason) to have a double thick neck, and so it does AND THEY DID THAT FLAWLESSLY.

It's a lot like my college girlfriend. Beautiful young lady, super into good music and art, funny, checks all the boxes. But sometimes she had the feature of banging dudes that aren't me, but I knew that going in and I didn't really care too much, I was only 19. But after a while that little feature gnaws at you, and you try to make long term plans with her and realize that it's nearly impossible to make a family when she hasn't called you in 2 weeks and is posting Facebook photos with various tattooed alpha males. So you go in to your 22 page clickbait thread and admit to the boys that she want a keeper like you'd thought.

 

[BlackMastodon]

I vote that the guitar is given away to the first poster on the 22nd page.

The SSO albatross, to be passed around as a mark of shame

 

[nightsprinter]

Lmao me not liking the double thick neck after a couple of weeks and selling it isn't me finding a fatal flaw in the guitar. That's not what a flaw is, that's just a spec of the guitar that I'm starting to not enjoy. It was intended (for some reason) to have a double thick neck, and so it does AND THEY DID THAT FLAWLESSLY.

It's a lot like my college girlfriend. Beautiful young lady, super into good music and art, funny, checks all the boxes. But sometimes she had the feature of banging dudes that aren't me, but I knew that going in and I didn't really care too much, I was only 19. But after a while that little feature gnaws at you, and you try to make long term plans with her and realize that it's nearly impossible to make a family when she hasn't called you in 2 weeks and is posting Facebook photos with various tattooed alpha males. So you go in to your 22 page clickbait thread and admit to the boys that she want a keeper like you'd thought.

 

[jaxadam]

Y2K's greatest lyricist.

"Thong-tha-thong-thong-thong."

I was like:

Your boyfriend is the guy that’s singing bout thongs?
Well grab that erlenmeyer flask with them tongs.
Let’s mix up a little C2H5OH and make some covalent bonds.

 

[jaxadam]

posting Facebook photos

If it’s one fatal flaw about a girl I just can’t stand it’s posting Facebook photos.

 

[lurè]

Some girls are all about fame and don't care if you have a kiesel or a double thick neck.

 

[jaxadam]

Some girls are all about fame and don't care if you have a kiesel or a double thick neck.

It’s not the size of the neck it’s how well you can play it.

 

[Ordacleaphobia]

Some girls are all about fame and don't care if you have a kiesel or a double thick neck.

dont make a double thick joke you're an adult you're a grown ass man dont make a double thick joke don't make a double thick joke
dont
dont do it
eventhoughmostladieswouldcheckthatoptioneverytimeifyouknowwhatI'msayinayyyyyyyyyyyyyy

 

[M3CHK1LLA]

I love thick necks and I cannot lie
You other brothers can’t deny
When a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and a double wide Kiesel in your face you get sprung.

 

[jaxadam]

We are only just a few more posts away from greatness fellas.

 

[MaxOfMetal]