Let's go 22! Post the ugliest Kiesel ever.

[tedtan]

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I don’t usually like the burned tops, but I actually like this one aside from the fingerboard. If it had an ebony fingerboard, it wouldn’t be bad.

 

[fps]

I like more of these than I'm prepared to admit.

 

[Whoman Bean]

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I do apologies, but I like this one

 

[MetalDestroyer]

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I actually like this a lot

 

[Kaura]

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There, I win. It's that guy at the bottom with the chin pubes, easily the ugliest Kiesel ever. But go ahead and post your favorites up, see if we can hit page 22.

What a shitty way to start this thread. Especially since that's legit one of the least offensive Kiesel burts I've seen.

 

[Sacha]

I feel like Aristides has taken the crown from Kiesel of building people's most horrid dream / nightmare shitplanks

 

[Asdrael]

This thread is basically @KnightBrolaire holding his breath, diving into Kiesel IG, copy pasting as fast as he can before closing the tab and getting a breath in again

 

[KnightBrolaire]

I feel like Aristides has taken the crown from Kiesel of building people's most horrid dream / nightmare shitplanks

ehh they definitely have some horrible builds (dickfish, tribal sunset and neon watermelon come to mind immediately) but they don't have the sheer volume of shitty looking guitars that Kiesel does.

This thread is basically @KnightBrolaire holding his breath, diving into Kiesel IG, copy pasting as fast as he can before closing the tab and getting a breath in again

What can I say, Kiesel's IG is a goldmine of tacky builds.

 

[vark]

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left is tolerable since the wood is so nice and the fingerboard is blank and dark, right is hideous

 

[RadoncROCKs]

A lot of these burst color combos are personal preference but some are objectively terrible

However as an owner of 3 Kiesels, I still support this thread

 

[Moongrum]

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These are the same model
I wonder if the guy who ordered the ash one opened the case and was like, "fuck...."

edit: totally neglected the lack of headstock. maybe because it's headless, they make the body smaller which makes it look even more fuckmyshitup

 

[KnightBrolaire]

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[TheGuitarPit]

The king returns:

 

[Ordacleaphobia]

Man some of these are sweet.
Most of these belong in a gore thread in the luthiery board but come on fellas some of these were done pretty well.

 

[mastapimp]

What a shitty way to start this thread. Especially since that's legit one of the least offensive Kiesel burts I've seen.

Sorry, but the dyed fingerboard pushes it over the edge. It's often a matter of numerous offenses of ugliness in the same guitar that makes Kiesels so special. Somehow...Jeff, uh, finds a way...

 

[Kaura]

Sorry, but the dyed fingerboard pushes it over the edge. It's often a matter of numerous offenses of ugliness in the same guitar that makes Kiesels so special. Somehow...Jeff, uh, finds a way...

I didn't even notice the fretboard but now I did. Eww..

 

[Marked Man]

I feel like Aristides has taken the crown from Kiesel of building people's most horrid dream / nightmare shitplanks

"Shitplanks"



I'm a' stealin' that one....

 

[ikarus]

serious question: whats the deal with making it to page 22?

 

[Whoman Bean]

serious question: whats the deal with making it to page 22?

Free Kiesel guitar made by Jeff.

 

[Marked Man]

Free Kiesel guitar made by Jeff.

Yeah, but it has to have a 10-inch tall "K" on the body as a condition of accepting the prize.