Meet new strangers!

[Methilde]

w00t I met a musician

Will do guestvocals on his demo soon

 

[BigPhi84]

LOL. This stuff is crazy.

 

[BlindingLight7]

You: hi

Stranger: hello!

Stranger: sup?

You: bored

Stranger: you too, eh?

Stranger: Where are you from?

You: yup...

You: i'm from usa

You: u

Stranger: Ohio

You: uber

You: boy or girl or alien

Stranger: Boy, you?

You: i'm a nordic humanoid

You: male

Stranger: Groovy

You: very

You: we'll be coming to save you from death in 2012

Stranger: Really? I thought it was 2014.

You: we love you much and want to mate with your woman you call "hannah montana"

Stranger: Okay, that's kinda creepy.

Stranger: And besides, Emma Watson is way hotter.

You: nah

You: selma heyek

You: ( . Y . ) <333

You: om nom nom noms

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[abysmalrites]

Man. My strangers suck.

 

[BlindingLight7]

Man. My strangers suck.

same here. quire literally

has anyone else got "Connection imploded."???

 

[Blind Faith]

Wow the person im talking to is ace!

Stranger: Mom?
You: dad?
Stranger: Nooo
You: yes?
Stranger: It's your uncle Earl
You: oh damn how could i forget
Stranger: The one who gave you the yellow power ranger costume
You: i remember
You: do you still work on the ferret farm?
Stranger: Of course!
You: super duper
Stranger: Now I'm the main leader in there
You: ace
Stranger: Listen, I have someting really important to say
Stranger: something*
You: go on
Stranger: I am your real father
You: NO WAI!!
Stranger: It is true
You: Well listen up, i have a story
You: I actually went back in time and slept with your mom (grandma)
so I am your father.
there for i made myself!
You: true story i saw it on cartoon network
You: no?
Stranger: That's weird
You: I know
You: but then I woke up and found out that it was all a dream
Stranger: I not sure if it was a dream
Stranger: Actually I'm from the future
You: :O
You: Are you like the green power ranger?

So far

 

[guitarbuilder93]

ok i've got a pretty long one goin right now...

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: you from ze future too?

Stranger: yes

You: that last guy was too! badass!

Stranger: i need you to travel with me

Stranger: into the future again

You: alrighty, where too in the future

Stranger: so we could change our past

Stranger: over 9000 years

Stranger: from today

You: shiz, thats a long time

Stranger: i kno rite?

You: tell me bout it!

You: can we take george carlin too?

Stranger: george carlin is long dead...im sorry to inform you...

You: nah, we just go back and get im!

Stranger: nah i dont think we will

You: cantz forget ze snacks either!

Stranger: get your stuff ready

Stranger: we leave in 10 mins

You: ah man, gotta head to the store, got nothin here!

You: doritos cool wit you?

Stranger: hurry beforei ts too late

Stranger: yea get some flaming cheetos

You: nice!

You: drinks?

Stranger: um umm...

Stranger: err...

Stranger: idk lulz

You: me tinks capitan MORGAN!

You: and arizona iced tea, too.

Stranger: ok get me and olde E

Stranger: im guessing ill be thirsty

You: BUT DONT MIX! DAT BE TEH NASTIES!

Stranger: hurry the temporal displacement is opening

Stranger: wait get me...

Stranger: mikes hard lemonade in a can

You: oh shit... hold on im in checkout!

Stranger: and some nachos

Stranger: Nachos

You: gotcha. good to go

Stranger: ok

Stranger: err it already closed..

Stranger: when do you think itll open again?

You: try again?

You: no clue

Stranger: that's what im asking you..

You: wherez was it at?

Stranger: it was right here..

You: talk nice to it.

You: give itz food!

Stranger: wtf it doesnt have feelings...

Stranger: youre crazy

You: dont forget the please

Stranger: dude its not a pet

Stranger: it doesnt have feeling

You: well shit i dunno!

Stranger: i kno this Kay

Stranger: you took too long...

You: try sumthin

Stranger: this is all your fault

You: well ya just gotta be patient naow

Stranger: fuck man what if it takes another 9000 years

You: good god i sound like my mom... lulz

Stranger: i d ont think i can wait that wrong...

You: wait.. I SEE IT! THERE'S ANOTHER ONE OVER HERE!

You: shit... thatz kewl lookin

Stranger: where?

Stranger: dude wait i gotta pee

You: its by the shopping carts

Stranger: give me a sec

You: cool

Stranger: who's in the bathroom?

You: idk

You: some douche

Stranger: do i just turn the knob?

You: i think

Stranger: ok

Stranger: oh shit its empty lulz

Stranger: ok brb

You: uh oh...

You: can we fix it?

Stranger: ok back

Stranger: lets go

You: schweet

Stranger: so how do we work this thing?

You: whats on ze other side?

You: idk

Stranger: dunno you go first

You: jump through?

Stranger: ya go go

You: *goes

Stranger: you forgot the snacks douche

Stranger: *grabs snacks

Stranger: *goes

You: nuh uh they beez in mah jacket

Stranger: your snacks not mine fgt

You: oh.

You: numere uno first!

Stranger: hey for 9000+ years in the future this place is really fucking old man...

You: where is everyone?

You: damn

Stranger: probably dead

Stranger: hey the door closed...

You: uh oh...

You: what are we doin here naow?

Stranger: i guess we re populate the earth...im hoping you have a vag under there man...

You: nah.

Stranger: hmm

You: maybe theres a titty bar round here

Stranger: ok

Stranger: which way?

You: mmm... right!

Stranger: ok we walk!

You: *walks a longass way...

Stranger: i think we both came to the conculsion that if we are to be the only 2 people left on earth that means you're the woman right?

You: how do we know were the only ones left?

You: we just got here

Stranger: yea im just saying..

You: well, i got a rod, i aint got no babymaker

Stranger: it doesnt matter you're the woman

Stranger: look man you just are were just going to leave it at that..

You: guess were shit outta luck till we find some ass, huh?

Stranger: yea sure...

You: whazzat?

You: you hear that!

Stranger: what?

You: sounds like a party

Stranger: ok cool

Stranger: where is it?

You: its over there sumwhere

You: *runs to the building with ze party

You: noice!

You: *goes in!

Stranger: i can only hear music

Stranger: where is everyone?

You: probly in the basement

You: that door says basement!

Stranger: why would they be in the basement

You: its a party dude!

You: basementz got lotsa space!

You: *goes into basement

Stranger: there's nobody in here too...

You: where you at?

Stranger: right behind you

You: its dark in here

Stranger: dude is that you?

You: where?

You: i dont think so

Stranger: something just grabbed my ass is that you?

You: im over here

Stranger: over where?

You: waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay the hell over here

You: by the little ittybitty light

You: and the other door

Stranger: k

You: so who grabbed your toosh?

Stranger: fuck if i know..

You: hmmm... musics a little louder

You: coulda swore i heard people

You: maybe its just me

Stranger: ok go go

You: *goes through

Stranger: this place is creeping me out

You: sweet jesus!

You: its really dark now

Stranger: fuck dude...

Stranger: lets get out of here

You: this futures gonna suck big hairy if theres noone here

You: alright screw it lets go

Stranger: im going back

Stranger: fuck this place

You: sounds good

You: im followin

Stranger: err its too dark...

Stranger: hey the music stopped

You: damn

Stranger: i wish we brought a flashlight instead of snacks...

You: think someone turned it off?

Stranger: or something..

You: *light turns on

You: damnit! too bright

You: gots my phone for light too!

Stranger: oh

Stranger: well i guess we wont be calling anyone...

You: doh...

Stranger: i found the door

You: k

You: same door?

Stranger: yea

Stranger: *goes through

You: cool lets beat feet

You: *goes

Stranger: err hmm...

Stranger: its the same room...

You: ?

Stranger: we've been in this room

Stranger: its like we keep going around in circles

You: well yeah... i fwere goin backwards

Stranger: hmm...

Stranger: how do we get out of here?

You: idk, i went through a door that said basement

You: look for it?

You: oop! foundz it!

You: *goes

Stranger: ok

You: yep

You: were goin the right way now

Stranger: ok

Stranger: feels like some one is looking at us...

You: you got any light on you?

You: i feel it too... damn

Stranger: no

You: dat be scary feelin!

You: idont like it

Stranger: ya

You: MARCO!

Stranger: we need a weapon

Stranger: polo

You: agreed

You: maybe theres a sporting goods store round here?

Stranger: ok lets look for some

You: kewl

You: leme know when you find one, i gotsa paper to type

Stranger: i found a metal pipe gonna use that until we can get something better

You: k sounds good

Stranger: lets keep moving

You: *follows

Stranger: what is that?

Stranger: i see a light...

You: hmm? where

Stranger: over in that building

Stranger: its fucking dark here..

You: check it out?

Stranger: yea

Stranger: maybe its people

You: alright, lets do it!

Stranger: ok im going up

Stranger: the light is coming from this building

Stranger: *opens door

You: does it have a sign or sumthin?

You: *follows

Stranger: looks like someone was setting a fire

You: we could use a fire

Stranger: holy shit get out of here!!

Stranger: run!!

Stranger: *dies

You: *books ass

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[budda]

some of these are hilarious, but im leery of trying it lol.

 

[TimothyLeary]

I had the fastest conversation ever.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Sup?

Stranger: Bitch

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I went to google to find out wtf is Sup? When I discover i was to answer and then... lol


Second chance:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: &#32654;&#22269;&#20154;&#65311;

You: hi

You: oops

Stranger: &#65311;

Stranger: &#20013;&#22269;&#20154;&#65311;

lol I give up.

 

[liquidcow]

Technically it's not a conversation if only one of you says something....

 

[TimothyLeary]

lol, you're right. I fail .

 

[Johann]

has anyone else got "Connection imploded."???

ME when after half an hour of 1-2 minutes senseless shit talks i finally started talking with a really nice dutch girl, the connection imploded

 

[liamh]

I just met this 50 year old man, he said he really likes young boys, he seems nice.

Seriously though, check out this guy:
You: Hey

Stranger: hey

You: I'm Liam

Stranger: from england?

You: Yeah

Stranger: my friend knows you!

You: Oh, really?

Stranger: yeah.. anke you know from holland

 

[Origins]

Stranger: Can you show me your boobs?

I didn&#180;t know I was a girl ??


You: Hi

Stranger: heyy

You: don&#180;t tell me you&#180;re a guy searching a girl cause I&#180;m not

You: so?

Stranger: afff

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

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I got RICK ROLLED!

 

[ZeroSignal]

What the shit?

 

[TimothyLeary]

If you talk with a japenese girl called Koyama, tell her that i love her!!

 

[BlindingLight7]

looks more like conan

MAKE ONE OF ZILTOID NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[7deadlysins666]

I just had a long conversation about absinthe

 

[ZeroSignal]

MAKE ONE OF ZILTOID NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Second.