NGD - What Did I Buy?

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USMarine75

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1. You have until it arrives on Wed 3/6 to guess what it is.

2. I bought this without seeing the top. So it's a crapshoot. Some have garbage tops.
 
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With a top like that it has to be an ESP USA or a 90s Ibanez USA
 

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Can’t tell if that’s a flat top or carved, but I see binding and it looks like the upper hump of a Wolfgang. No matter what, congrats, and I hope it’s beautiful.
 

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Bespoke hand carved from reclaimed maple burl wood dildo for the discerning thot. Treat your insides to a bit of luxury.
Imagine if this was a Fleshlight, just curious if you would call the male equivalent in this hypothetical joke a "thot"?
 
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