Quitting music

[DjentyBoi7]

how do u guys not go insane making music all day and practicing arpeggios all day ? if I sit down for hours everyday my ass starts to indent and I get bad sciatica, thing is that I actually stretch and move my shit more than most people, I can throw 540 wheels kicks I’m a blue belt in bjj and a world class boxer. So people who don’t work out and make music are all pre diabetic and have no ass and legs anymore ? My brother was into music a lot when he was younger and had skin folds drooping from his ass at 140lbs 6 foot. I love martial arts but got into some trouble so I don’t wanna compete professionally, got back into music so I could do something with my life and play local shows, honestly I’d rather just workout and live a normal life instead of having a numb ass looking at sharps and flats on a computer screen. I’m starting to think all musicians actually hate there life and don’t really enjoy there lives. also….if you have any friends or girlfriends they’ll see you as a musician, not very alpha…..it’s kind of a lose lose for musicians. u get seen as a beta, waste your life on music concepts and become weaker. ya I know some people stay in good shape while being musicians but that’s just muscle usually, if you’re practicing shred guitar, writing GOOD music, recording, learning music theory, learning recording, learning live show sound. ya u can get decently jacked working out an hour here and there, that’s not going to make you feel like a healthy human being, you need to get some sun and be outdoors like it’s pretty simple, do cardio, calisthenics etc…. You’re not going to satisfy the human body by putting on a bit of muscle with your 1 or 2 hours at the gym you’re going to be a neurotic musician with a little bicep bulge wanting everyone to think you’re cool and hardcore, nah Man U play with little music notes all day sitting in your basement

The amount of assumptions and cocky statements in this is just plain hilarious

 

[GunpointMetal]

The amount of assumptions and cocky statements in this is just plain hilarious

Watch out dude, he can throw blue-balled 540 BJ kicks all day!

 

[damigu]

This thread am disappoint.

It started off derailed, then somehow put itself back on normal tracks involving genuine discourse and personal connections about life choices and music.

Have we all become so internet jaded that we can't even stay engaged with a vitriolic troll anymore?

Speaking as a soy-boy beta-cuck, I need OP's roid-raging, alpha-wolf howling, grammatically questionable missives to make me feel anything anymore.

Please, feed the trolls. If not for me, then do it for the children.

 

[wheresthefbomb]

It started off derailed, then somehow put itself back on normal tracks involving genuine discourse and personal connections about life choices and music.

"Post in the thread you want, not the thread you have."

 

[bostjan]

I have yet to see one single recommendation for music to listen to whilst quilting.

 

[AwakenTheSkies]

 

[DECEMBER]

I stand while I play guitar. I do Hatha yoga. I walk my dog. I take my hand drums out to parks and play them while walking.
I have no problems working on music. Actually, when I'm working with headphones, my ears will start to hurt from the pressure before anything else. I spend 4-6 hours every day working on music.

 

[NickS]

I have yet to see one single recommendation for music to listen to whilst quilting.

The Lawrence Welk Show? That's what my mom and grandma listen to, and my mom's an avid quilter.

 

[Lionsblood79]

HILARIOUS thread and replies! Thanks for posting, ultimate fighter reject, too much preworkout guy! Cheers from my basement..

Too each their fkn own!

 

[Lionsblood79]

I didn't know Wes Watson played guitar

 

[wheresthefbomb]

This seems like the right place to let everyone know I'm frying up some tofu for a vegan stir fry.

 

[odibrom]

This seems like the right place to let everyone know I'm frying up some tofu for a vegan stir fry.

This is the way... Tofu Power!...

 

[wheresthefbomb]

This is the way... Tofu Power!...

Update: It was delicious. I put an egg on top so not strictly vegan but neither am I.

 

[wheresthefbomb]

I have yet to see one single recommendation for music to listen to whilst quilting.

Oh, for sure Terry Riley

 

[STRHelvete]

They need to do way instain mother> who kill thier babbys, becuse these babby cant fright back? It was on the news this mroing a mother in ar who had kill her three kids, they are taking the three babby back to new york too lady to rest. my pary are with the father who lost his chrilden ; i am truley sorry for your lots

 

[Lionsblood79]

In my basement (still) playing cannibal corpse riffs....if that ain't alpha what is?

 

[wheresthefbomb]

In my basement (still) playing cannibal corpse riffs....if that ain't alpha what is?

Here are some handy references:

 

[Adriel]

“I can throw 540 wheels kicks” is my favorite thing I’ve read on the internet in months.

I can do a 540 in my late 40s. It's a cool trick but not that hard to learn.
The funny bit is "world class boxer". There's maybe 100 people alive who could honestly claim that.

 

[Miek]

If you make a shitpost like this and the thread gets 11 pages in and isn't even locked, you aren't working hard enough

 

[Hollowway]

This was NOT what I expected coming into this thread. But I'm glad I did, and find this hilarious. Once again, the internet does not disappoint!