So i just ate 5 triple baconators

[theo]

my question is.. Whats a triple baconator?

 

[jaretthale78]

yea i used to get the burning asshole all the time due to too much protein, its what you're experiancing now. Take a shower and get some water on that. You'll feel much better, Im dead serious btw.

thanks for the advice, im gunna go wash my asshole now

 

[SevenStringSam]

hahahahaha best thread this week

 

[signalgrey]

dear.....god....

 

[BigPhi84]

what do you recomend for a burning asshole?

Drakkar. It consists of a coating of the interior walls of the sphincter and anus.

 

[TomAwesome]

my question is.. Whats a triple baconator?

This, but with another beef patty. I took a couple bites of a friend's double baconator once. I don't think I could make it through one burger. Three would surely kill me, and three triples would probably be enough for me to bury my corpse in my own shit.

 

[Opeth666]

oh my god hahaha poor guy.

 

[SevenStringSam]

i normally get 1 baconator when i go to wendys and thats enough to make me shit abnormally, but 5 triples... thats like stacking 15 of what i eat between 2 buns.. id die

 

[TomAwesome]

Oh damn, it was 5, not 3. Good god, man, do you have a death wish?

 

[theo]

brutal... We dont have wendys in australia. Actually we do, but its an icescream shop

 

[Stealthdjentstic]

Did my advice work?

 

[jaretthale78]

i just gott out of the shower now, shes startin to cool down, thnx stealth, but i can tell u one thing, im not goin to wendys for the rest of my life, i dont even feel like myself..it feels like im movin slower and stuff, like im high off of cholesterol, ugh..

 

[BigPhi84]

yea i used to get the burning asshole all the time due to too much protein

Oops, maybe the OP shouldn't follow my advice. ROFL.

 

[SevenStringSam]

haha jesus dude, may i ask what lead to you eating this many in the first place

 

[jaretthale78]

haha jesus dude, may i ask what lead to you eating this many in the first place

my friends dared me, and (im a weird fuck), i spent 40 bucks for a burning asshole, good investment eh?

 

[BigPhi84]

im not goin to wendys for the rest of my life, i dont even feel like myself..it feels like im movin slower and stuff, like im high off of cholesterol, ugh..

Dude, I'm curious, how big are you? I have a bunch of huge friends and I can't even begin to imagine them eating 5 triple baconators. Height and weight please (in pounds, and kilos for our foreign friends. )

Did you do this as a dare or were your eyes really that hungry? EDIT: Ninja'd by OP

 

[SevenStringSam]

okay what did you win from the dare?

 

[jaretthale78]

Dude, I'm curious, how big are you? I have a bunch of huge friends and I can't even begin to imagine them eating 5 triple baconators. Height and weight please (in pounds, and kilos for our foreign friends. )

Did you do this as a dare or were your eyes really that hungry? EDIT: Ninja'd by OP

6' and 200lbs, not that big of a guy lol (i dont know kilos)

 

[SevenStringSam]

shit your the same size and wweight as me but eat 15 times as much hahahahaha

 

[jaretthale78]

okay what did you win from the dare?

i didnt win shit lmao, (well techniqley i did)