So i just ate 5 triple baconators

[Fzau]

what do you recomend for a burning asshole?

Drakkar. It consists of a coating of the interior walls of the sphincter and anus.

yea i used to get the burning asshole all the time due to too much protein, its what you're experiancing now. Take a shower and get some water on that. You'll feel much better, Im dead serious btw.

Oops, maybe the OP shouldn't follow my advice. ROFL.

You dirty fuck rep'd!

 

[jaretthale78]

a BIT of a bummer? fuck man that sucks hard

yea his insides were beside him, and it was the best cat, that cat gave me fucken hugs man...HUGS...you know how many cats do that? not alot.not alot.

 

[Prydogga]

Oh damn, my comment was before I saw the dead cat-ness. I love cats, poor thing, and poor you.

 

[jaretthale78]

well im sure hes in cat heaven now

 

[tacotiklah]

Sorry about your cat dude.

And dear god! I weigh a fair bit more than you and you just out-ate me. I could eat maybe 2 or 3 and be stuffed.
How the hell you managed to keep 5 down without barfing everywhere boggles my mind...

Just keep drinking water (your digestive system will need a LOT of it to digest that entire steer and sow you just ate) drink some pepto, and lie down on your left side in fetal position. You'll also want to have your room well ventilated for this. Basically you'll be experiencing some flatulence, which helps remove some pressure off of your stomach. It will smell like decaying pork and cow, so again keep a window open and some air freshener on hand.

Ive over-eaten plenty of times (you're talking to a guy that eats entire large pizzas all to himself) so I know how you feel. Right now you just introduced enough calories into your body in one meal to feed Ethiopia for a day. Your heart and liver are hating you for this so you're gonna feel dizzy, disoriented, lethargic, and even some vertigo.

After you crap a pile the size of the stegosaurus' in the first Jurassic Park, you will feel MUCH better.

 

[tacotiklah]

And trust me when I say you should never do that again. Your heart is gonna hate you so much if you do. That much cholesteral can cause a heart attack.

 

[SevenStringSam]

most epic double post

 

[ShadyDavey]

Drakkar. It consists of a coating of the interior walls of the sphincter and anus.

OH DEAR GOD YOU WENT THERE....


As a limey ponce I have to ask: What's a Baconator? Or a triple Baconator?

Edit:

One of these?

http://www.wendys.com/food/Product.jsp?family=1&product=378

Holy Shit.....

 

[SevenStringSam]

yep, he ate 5 of those

 

[matty2fatty]

oh man, I had a big mac and double quarter pounder after drinking last night and that was a bit much, I'd have actually died I think

 

[7 Strings of Hate]

Pardon me, bud do you happen to be a crab fisherman?

 

[jaretthale78]

Pardon me, bud do you happen to be a crab fisherman?

no i dont think so lmao, i wish

 

[jaretthale78]

if you read this post, please visit my cat appreciation thread in memory of my cat

 

[Cynic]

Run off those chins, Hot Cakes.

 

[jaretthale78]

Run off those chins, Hot Cakes.

i dont understand

 

[777]

I just ate 5 triple baconators

You disgust me...

 

[jaretthale78]

You disgust me...

oh c'mon, its not as bad as the time i ate 20 snack wraps

 

[Necris]

oh c'mon, its not as bad as the time i ate 20 snack wraps

By the power vested in me, I declare you an honorary American citizen.

 

[fretninjadave]

what do you recomend for a burning asshole?

Ice cream

 

[ShadyDavey]

Ice cream

Vanilla Ice Cream?