Some guitars are too funny not to post

[MaxOfMetal]

I like it.

 

[Kaura]

Howbout this albino rat themed headless guitar?

Not good. The body needs to be shaped like a steak or something because it's a headless guitar.

Also, I would unironically play that balalaika guitar. At least without the communism flag.

 

[Kodee_Kaos]

I like it.

Miight be my next guitar.

 

[MaxOfMetal]

Miight be my next guitar.

I'm not usually into those fancy knobs, but it works.

 

[Seabeast2000]

In Soviet Russia, guitar contours you!

 

[spudmunkey]

Howbout this albino rat themed headless guitar?

I don't think photoshops should count in this tread.

 

[cwhitey2]

The turdcaster!

 

[Seabeast2000]

The turdcaster!

Casting Misanthropic Turds! Now on MetalForce Records!

 

[Kodee_Kaos]

I don't think photoshops should count in this tread.

It's more than a photoshop. It is happening.

 

[spudmunkey]

It's more than a photoshop. It is happening.

OK, well until then, it's a photoshop. Is it yours? If so, where are the knobs from (and to they fit their pot shafts, or are the pots being swapped out?)

 

[Seabeast2000]

"after that day, he never let fluffy sit by his side again"

"his torn sack and femoral artery would not heal for 8 months"

 

[Kodee_Kaos]

OK, well until then, it's a photoshop. Is it yours? If so, where are the knobs from (and to they fit their pot shafts, or are the pots being swapped out?)

The knobs will be bored out on my drill press and fitted with a set screw.

 

[blacai]

 

[Wolfhorsky]

 

[dhgrind]

Even the headstock is barbed. Bound to catch some fish. Check local laws before using.

Daemoness now makes the Seax which is pretty much that exact shape with a little less barbed edges.

 

[Yul Brynner]

I want that guy to build a body for my 70s strat! That's awesome!

 

[spudmunkey]

He said he wished he had a table saw to help him with a specific step, but a table saw wouldn't have helped him at all.

It always bugs me when people describe the fretboard as the "neck". He said that he didn't have the neck he wanted to use so he instead installed this rosewood "neck"...but it's a maple neck. There are actual rosewood necks, and this ain't it.

 

[Wolfhorsky]

He said he wished he had a table saw to help him with a specific step, but a table saw wouldn't have helped him at all.

It always bugs me when people describe the fretboard as the "neck". He said that he didn't have the neck he wanted to use so he instead installed this rosewood "neck"...but it's a maple neck. There are actual rosewood necks, and this ain't it.

In the „Fender world” guitarist know that strat or tele neck are made of maple. It is like system default. Thus they use words „maple neck” or „rosewood neck” in order to differentiate the necks with maple or rosewood fretboards respectively.

 

[vilk]

In the „Fender world” guitarist know that strat or tele neck are made of maple. It is like system default. Thus they use words „maple neck” or „rosewood neck” in order to differentiate the necks with maple or rosewood fretboards respectively.

Yeah, we get that, but it's still wrong lol

 

[prlgmnr]

It always bugs me when people describe the fretboard as the "neck". He said that he didn't have the neck he wanted to use so he instead installed this rosewood "neck"...but it's a maple neck. There are actual rosewood necks, and this ain't it.

This is bad, but what about when people refer to the "front" and "back" pickup, I mean...they're both on the fucking front or what the fuck would they be picking up?

Or what about when people call a Les Paul a "Lester", that can fuck off as well while we're doing this.

Yes my blood pressure is fine I don't know what you're talking about.