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Jontain

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So, slow day.

Had a look in the search and hadn't found anything to similar to this so thought it could be a bit of a giggle with the strange minds that frequent in here.

If it is a lame idea you can throw rocks at me until i leave:yesway:

Rules are you can add the next 3 words to the previous post, once you have added to the post you must wait for the story to have another 5 posts before adding your next 3 words. The point is you can put the story in any direction that you want but the words you add must make (to a point) enough sense to the previous words. If you get ninja'd then please edit your post blank so we dont end up following more than one story.

go.

"It all began"
 

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"It all began one Saturday morning with slithy toves, drinking my piss and smoking a Cuban, Fuckin' Cigar."

My wife told
 

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bit obvious but...

"It all began one saturday morning with slithy toves, drinking my piss and smoking a cuban, fuckin' cigar. My wife told me to go...."
 

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It all began one saturday morning with slithy toves, drinking my piss and smoking a cuban, fuckin' cigar. My wife told me to go fuck myself with..
 

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It all began one saturday morning with slithy toves, drinking my piss and smoking a cuban, fuckin' cigar. My wife told me to go fuck myself with a gigantic flaming
 

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It all began one saturday morning with slithy toves, drinking my piss and smoking a cuban, fuckin' cigar. My wife told me to go fuck myself with a gigantic flaming 8 string guitar. Realizing the sexual
 

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It all began one saturday morning with slithy toves, drinking my piss and smoking a cuban, fuckin' cigar. My wife told me to go fuck myself with a gigantic flaming 8 string guitar. Realizing the sexual demons were present
 

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It all began one saturday morning with slithy toves, drinking my piss and smoking a cuban, fuckin' cigar. My wife told me to go fuck myself with a gigantic flaming 8 string guitar. Realizing the sexual demons were present I felt compelled
 

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It all began one saturday morning with slithy toves, drinking my piss and smoking a cuban, fuckin' cigar. My wife told me to go fuck myself with a gigantic flaming 8 string guitar. Realizing the sexual demons were present I felt compelled to suck the

... :ugh:
 

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:lol: Holy shit this is getting more fucked up by the post..

It all began one saturday morning with slithy toves, drinking my piss and smoking a cuban, fuckin' cigar. My wife told me to go fuck myself with a gigantic flaming 8 string guitar. Realizing the sexual demons were present I felt compelled to suck the last bit of
 

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It all began one saturday morning with slithy toves, drinking my piss and smoking a cuban, fuckin' cigar. My wife told me to go fuck myself with a gigantic flaming 8 string guitar. Realizing the sexual demons were present I felt compelled to suck the last bit of wax out of
 

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It all began one saturday morning with slithy toves, drinking my piss and smoking a cuban, fuckin' cigar. My wife told me to go fuck myself with a gigantic flaming 8 string guitar. Realizing the sexual demons were present I felt compelled to suck the last bit of wax out of a newborn baby
 


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