Let's go 22! Post the ugliest Kiesel ever.

[Pingu]

I mean these are mostly customer spec'd guitars no?

That's what I've been wondering for years. I mean I'm not in any Kiesel circles so clearly I haven't done the research, but there's so many of these expired-salad-crusty-cum-bursts, how come we rarely if ever seen these abominations being played out in the wild.

 

[wheresthefbomb]

That's what I've been wondering for years. I mean I'm not in any Kiesel circles so clearly I haven't done the research, but there's so many of these expired-salad-crusty-cum-bursts, how come we rarely if ever seen these abominations being played out in the wild.

because ordering a custom kiesel is the apotheosis of the bedroom djentist, their truest final form. in the oldest translations of the bible this is made clear: "Above him stood the djentleman. Each had six burls; with two he covered his face, and with two he covered his feet, and with two he djonked."

"Now as I looked at the living creatures, behold, a poplar burl was on the earth beside each living creature with its four bevels. The appearance of the burls and their workings was like the color of an infected watermelon pustule, and all four had the same likeness. The appearance of their workings was, as it were, a bevel in the middle of a bevel."

"Their entire bodies, including their backs, hands, and wings, were full of birdseye maple all around, as were their four bevels"

 

[Seabeast2000]

BEVELATIONS 14:6-15

 

[BlackMastodon]

because ordering a custom kiesel is the apotheosis of the bedroom djentist, their truest final form. in the oldest translations of the bible this is made clear: "Above him stood the djentleman. Each had six burls; with two he covered his face, and with two he covered his feet, and with two he djonked."

"Now as I looked at the living creatures, behold, a poplar burl was on the earth beside each living creature with its four bevels. The appearance of the burls and their workings was like the color of an infected watermelon pustule, and all four had the same likeness. The appearance of their workings was, as it were, a bevel in the middle of a bevel."

"Their entire bodies, including their backs, hands, and wings, were full of birdseye maple all around, as were their four bevels"

Did you have a second espresso this afternoon?

 

[Marked Man]

because ordering a custom kiesel is the apotheosis of the bedroom djentist, their truest final form. in the oldest translations of the bible this is made clear: "Above him stood the djentleman. Each had six burls; with two he covered his face, and with two he covered his feet, and with two he djonked."

"Now as I looked at the living creatures, behold, a poplar burl was on the earth beside each living creature with its four bevels. The appearance of the burls and their workings was like the color of an infected watermelon pustule, and all four had the same likeness. The appearance of their workings was, as it were, a bevel in the middle of a bevel."

"Their entire bodies, including their backs, hands, and wings, were full of birdseye maple all around, as were their four bevels"

And then the djentleman played djent on the burl of burls. And lo, it sucked.

 

[John]

how come we rarely if ever seen these abominations being played out in the wild.

Bold of you to assume they actually play their instruments, let alone the increasingly rare combination on their part of getting up, getting out, touching grass, and playing in the wild.

No, their main thing is to show off what ill-conceived NGD (be it Kiesel and their inability to roast, or whatever other hyped brand of the day) they burnt their money on. Or their family's money. All for some imaginary likes, comments, and/or subscriptions to hide the pain. That, or the flipside of trying to downsize out of regret and the need for that money after all.

In any case, we have long since passed the threshold where these look like they were ordered by kids who spent too much time putting too many attachments on their airsoft rifles.

 

[Dumple Stilzkin]

 

[Dumple Stilzkin]

 

[Dumple Stilzkin]

Bold of you to assume they actually play their instruments, let alone the increasingly rare combination on their part of getting up, getting out, touching grass, and playing in the wild.

No, their main thing is to show off what ill-conceived NGD from Kiesel (or whatever other hyped brand of the day) they burnt their money on. Or their family's money. All for some imaginary likes, comments, and/or subscriptions to hide the pain. That, or the flipside of trying to downsize out of regret and the need for that money after all.

In any case, we have long since passed the threshold where these look like they were ordered by kids who spent too much time putting too many attachments on their airsoft rifles.

The funk is that last one?

 

[Jon Pearson]

So many of these could have been cool with a little bit of self-control

 

[nightsprinter]

If you do I'm calling the authorities.

"yes- police? I'd like to request a welfare check"

 

[BlackMastodon]

Holy fuck the Guitar Hero inlays.

 

[crushingpetal]

Oooof.

 

[crushingpetal]

Thanks to this thread, I can't unsee a butt now when I see a Kiesel Vader headless:

https://reverb.com/item/81413931-kiesel-vader-2022-antique-ash

 

[Big Dumb Bitch]

The Guitar Hero inlays kinda go hard tbh lol

 

[Heretick]

The Guitar Hero inlays kinda go hard tbh lol

I think those are just the first four fret stickers from this:

The Gamer

neckillusions,neck illusions,guitar decals,decals,stickers,guitar graphics, Bass inlays, guitar inlays, bass graphics, removable decals,fingerboard graphicsi

neckillusions.com

 

[badatguitar]

On sale at guitar center!

https://www.guitarcenter.com/Used/I...MIldXXtf-JhwMVEUH_AR3jBglJEA0YDSABEgI8zvD_BwE

 

[JSKrev]

I think those are just the first four fret stickers from this:

The Gamer

neckillusions,neck illusions,guitar decals,decals,stickers,guitar graphics, Bass inlays, guitar inlays, bass graphics, removable decals,fingerboard graphicsi

neckillusions.com

For the guitarist who only plays Guitar Hero.

 

[7stringDemon]

This is my attempt at ugliest Kiesel, and it’s not even as ugly as some of the ones above. Brutal.




Tame compared to the Berried Alive guys guitars.

 

[Rubbishplayer]

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There, I win. It's that guy at the bottom with the chin pubes, easily the ugliest Kiesel ever. But go ahead and post your favorites up, see if we can hit page 22.

When you said "ugliest Kiesel", I developed full-on option anxiety.

Where to start?