So i just ate 5 triple baconators

[Razorgrin]

...not sure if it's okay to laugh or not.

Hint: it's okay.

 

[jaretthale78]

This seems like one of those threads where someone eventually ends up dying from eating something on a dare and everyone feels awkward because they're not sure if it's okay to laugh or not.

i dont die alright, it just doesnt happen

 

[jaretthale78]

Dude, me and you gotta hang out sometime....

LOL, r ya sure you want to do that?

 

[Antimatter]

So here I was, browsing the forum, and I see a thread. "So i just ate 5 triple baconators"

How could anyone do that and not die

 

[tacotiklah]

LOL, r ya sure you want to do that?

Yeah......just dont puke on me though.

 

[stryker1800]

I totally want a baconator right now, but i have to be massively high to even think about making it through just one. I'm 5'10 and a double quarter pounder is like a day and a half worth of food for me.

 

[The Somberlain]

That's my height and that's nothin'. I suppose I'm a "more seasoned" eater

 

[chasedowbr00t4l]

To sum of this whole thread:

 

[sunbasket]

That's quite a bit of, erm, volume of matter you'd be taking in, definitely.

But there's got to be a fucking legal distinction between what is known as a Double Quarter Pounder and "Food". I bet if you read deep down somewhere McDonald's Corp. would say something about said Double Quarter Pounder being "Food" quote unquote, or something basically some line that cops out their liability like: "in our opinion the McDonald's Double Quarter Pounder is a great way to start the day"

Tastes like Food. Must be Food. FOOD? Food substitute guys.

God damn it. Time to go get a Double Cheeseburger. If you don't eat real food, do you shit real shit?

I totally want a baconator right now, but i have to be massively high to even think about making it through just one. I'm 5'10 and a double quarter pounder is like a day and a half worth of food for me.

 

[ittoa666]

 

[jaretthale78]

That's my height and that's nothin'. I suppose I'm a "more seasoned" eater
nothin eh?....

 

[SevenStringSam]

i dare you to eat 10 kfc double downs

 

[Faded Grey]

You sir, win.

 

[jaretthale78]

i dare you to eat 10 kfc double downs

they dont sell them hear, i wanna try one so bad

 

[SevenStringSam]

FIND SOME AND EAT 10 hahahaha

 

[Origin]

Fucking jesus, those are good but I can't eat them anymore since I decided not to be a fatass

 

[JeffFromMtl]

Good east coast lad.

This thread reminds me of back in the day when Micky D's had the daily mcvalue thing and Mondays were Big Macs for $1.75. I threw a 10 down on the counter and polished off 5 big macs in like 20 minutes. But my school only had 50-minute lunch breaks, so after 15 minutes walking there and 25 ordering and eating, I had 10 minutes to get back to school. So I ran. I was like 30 seconds late and when I got there I was sweating like a pig and emitting that trademark post-mac aroma and the only seat left in class was directly in front of this super-hot girl I was crushing on like mad. I shit you not, it's like she knew exactly what had just went down cuz like 15 seconds after I sat down in front of her, I heard her whisper, "you're so gross". And that was before I started ripping ass and feeling the wrath of the searing anus brought on by the type of protein overload that this thread is all about.

 

[jaretthale78]

Good east coast lad.

This thread reminds me of back in the day when Micky D's had the daily mcvalue thing and Mondays were Big Macs for $1.75. I threw a 10 down on the counter and polished off 5 big macs in like 20 minutes. But my school only had 50-minute lunch breaks, so after 15 minutes walking there and 25 ordering and eating, I had 10 minutes to get back to school. So I ran. I was like 30 seconds late and when I got there I was sweating like a pig and emitting that trademark post-mac aroma and the only seat left in class was directly in front of this super-hot girl I was crushing on like mad. I shit you not, it's like she knew exactly what had just went down cuz like 15 seconds after I sat down in front of her, I heard her whisper, "you're so gross". And that was before I started ripping ass and feeling the wrath of the searing anus brought on by the type of protein overload that this thread is all about.

your not gross , i love you

 

[tacotiklah]

Yeah I used to eat jack in the box everyday when I worked there. Even when I worked maintenance Id end up smelling like jumbo jacks. That shit comes out of your pores. And given the fact Im a fat guy, that is a LOT of sweating out junk food. Given that women have a more sensitive sense of smell I may as well have become a eunich. Thats the quickest way to live a lonely life....

 

[The Atomic Ass]

This is the most ridiculous thread I've ever seen on any forum, ever.

Then you have not witnessed the horror of the Buttsplosions thread!