So i just ate 5 triple baconators

[matty2fatty]

what part of ns are you from? If you need someone to check on you I'll swing by if you're in halifax, haha...I might even bring you a frosty for dessert

 

[AhsanU]

6790 Calories
455 Grams of fat
1595 mg of cholesterol
50 grams of sugar

Wow, that's my caloric intake for about 4 days..

Congrats to the OP, you are a true man amongst us.

 

[jaretthale78]

what part of ns are you from? If you need someone to check on you I'll swing by if you're in halifax, haha...I might even bring you a frosty for dessert

HAHAHA, im about an hour and a half away in pictou county , id love a frosty right now , FUUUCK

 

[jaretthale78]

http://www.sevenstring.org/forum/off-topic/122180-cat-appreciation-thread.html

 

[fretninjadave]

Vanilla Ice Cream?

HAHAHA

 

[SevenStringSam]

tell the story of the 20 snack wraps

 

[MorbidTravis]

i know what you mean by feeling like you're slowing down. i used to eat bk everyday(cuz i worked there) when i was 15 and aftera few months when i would eat and then walk home, i felt like my heart was saying fuck you and my legs were harder to move foward. of course it took my twice as long to get home everytime this happened

 

[jaretthale78]

tell the story of the 20 snack wraps

ok so i was out with my friend rob, (back when i used to smoke the ganja) and i went into mcdonalds super high and asked for 20 snack wraps, they were debating whether to sell them to me and i started to get upset at them, i started shootin off to the manager and she called the cops so i peaced right outta there, my friend rob went to the drive in 4 times and orderd 5 snack wraps each time, id eat the 5 then go back, after a half hour im done of them and i feel like death like last night, i went into the bathroom at the nearest subway and puked and shit everywhere, i paniked and threw my clothes in the garbage and ran out of the subway bathroom half naked, and then rob drove me home, that my friend, is the night i quit smoking weed.

 

[SevenStringSam]

dude you are fucking epic hahahaha

 

[leandroab]

ok so i was out with my friend rob, (back when i used to smoke the ganja) and i went into mcdonalds super high and asked for 20 snack wraps, they were debating whether to sell them to me and i started to get upset at them, i started shootin off to the manager and she called the cops so i peaced right outta there, my friend rob went to the drive in 4 times and orderd 5 snack wraps each time, id eat the 5 then go back, after a half hour im done of them and i feel like death like last night, i went into the bathroom at the nearest subway and puked and shit everywhere, i paniked and threw my clothes in the garbage and ran out of the subway bathroom half naked, and then rob drove me home, that my friend, is the night i quit smoking weed.

Fuckin...



WOW...

 

[t3sser4ct]

that my friend, is the night i quit smoking weed.

But apparently not the night you quit stuffing your gut beyond capacity with horrible food. The weed was probably better for you.

 

[thegagebass]

WHOA all at 1 meal!!!!! i though i was a man when i ate 2 1/2 at one time.... you sir are a better man

 

[anthonyferguson]

I am so so impressed by this thread. Never before have I belly laughed at something on SS.org, and I probably never will again. Any more interesting food anecdotes to share?!

 

[jaretthale78]

I am so so impressed by this thread. Never before have I belly laughed at something on SS.org, and I probably never will again. Any more interesting food anecdotes to share?!

this one might gross you out, it involves my mom, she got loaded a couple years ago on easter, it was pretty bad, my brother took a shit in the bed she was sleepin in, (dont ask me why) my mom was half asleep layin there not knowin what was goin on, i said " mom josh shit on your bed" shes like "WTF, no way jarett" im like "way" shes like "its just chocolate" she picked up a peice of my brothers shit and ate it. i kid u not. i think about it everytime i see my mom....u ate my brothers shit....u weird fuck...

 

[SevenStringSam]

thats a fetish in germany.... and 2 girls one cup

 

[MJS]

... that my friend, is the night i quit smoking weed.

What?!? That's just crazy talk... Without weed, you wouldn't have that cool story.

Throw in some alcohol & sex and that would have passed for a Tucker Max story.

 

[jaretthale78]

What?!? That's just crazy talk... Without weed, you wouldn't have that cool story.

Throw in some alcohol & sex and that would have passed for a Tucker Max story.

well marijuana gave me partial anxiety and depression and it wasnt workin for me anymore, and i have hypertension now and my vision gets fucked when i get high now

 

[Despised_0515]

Ok, I was laughing my freakin' mouth off until I got to the chocolate part...

STILL GETTING MY NOMINATION FOR THREAD OF THE YEAR

 

[jaretthale78]

Ok, I was laughing my freakin' mouth off until I got to the chocolate part...

STILL GETTING MY NOMINATION FOR THREAD OF THE YEAR :lOl:

yea i went a bit far with that, but its a real thing, and i wanted to gross ppl out

 

[jaretthale78]

since this thread has had a good outcome, me and my friend travis are goin to attempt to eat two 4 foot donairs and inform you guys