Some guitars are too funny not to post

[Albake21]

Looks like an animal got a hold of an already ugly guitar and made it even more ugly.

 

[KnightBrolaire]

Looks like an animal got a hold of an already ugly guitar and made it even more ugly.

It's like if someone took a neil moser design and put it through a woodchipper.

 

[Seabeast2000]

I like how it has the belly cut. Nice touch.

 

[spudmunkey]

The center of the belly cut (why it's not called the "gut cut", I'll never know) would be, like, 5" behind the bridge.

Looks like it's routed for the Kahler multiscale bridge. Think it's going to get the trem?

 

[BIG ND SWEATY]

I don't hate the body shape but that headstock is SVS Guitars level bad and his cyber-tribal is still awful.

 

[Cynicanal]

Aside from the tribal stuff, I actually dig it (although how close the bridge route is to the notch of the V makes me a bit uncomfortable).

 

[BlackSG91]

;>)/

 

[Demiurge]

Etherial's concept of what a guitar played by a Klingon looks like > Etherial's concept of what a proper pickup route looks like

 

[Spaced Out Ace]

yes those are human teeth.

I wonder if all loose teeth must come from India as well, or if that was just the skeletons.

 

[BlackSG91]

;>)/

 

[Cynicanal]

You know, I'm usually pretty quick to stand up for guitars in this thread for being cool and just a bit outside the norm, but ^ is a fucking atrocity.

 

[spudmunkey]

Eh...I'm still OK with it in a way, as a piece of folk art.

 

[Demiurge]

^And not all folk art's got that much sideboob.

 

[odibrom]

That one looks like a bad Photoshop mockup... I call it fake.

 

[A-Branger]

BC Rich have the most ridiculous "metal" pointy shapes guitars that only 15yr old kids can love

Etherial: "hold my beer"

 

[Spicypickles]

It’s more than beer causing that kind of delirium.

 

[misingonestring]

https://reverb.com/item/20357990-es...-guitar-custom-shop-in-ny-1984-brown-sunburst I don’t know how I feel about this

 

[Wolfhorsky]

https://reverb.com/item/20357990-es...-guitar-custom-shop-in-ny-1984-brown-sunburst I don’t know how I feel about this

It's like: "Hey, my LP headstock just fell off, so i made it headless"

 

[Seabeast2000]

https://reverb.com/item/20357990-es...-guitar-custom-shop-in-ny-1984-brown-sunburst I don’t know how I feel about this

That's awesome and so intentional.

Also, the seller is Japanese Yoda.

 

[KnightBrolaire]

I think you guys are missing the fact that not only is it headless, but it's super short scale since the neck starts at the normal 4th fret of an LP.