Some guitars are too funny not to post

[SalsaWood]

not Dog, but Don, Don Oriolo.

https://oriologuitars.com/guitars/markus.php
W/ the Floyd option.

Also these GTFNTP

Oriolo Guitars Electric Collection

Oriolo Guitar Company, LLC.'s quality acoustic and electric guitars, basses, and ukuleles.

oriologuitars.com

Repulsive. Some of his hollowbodies look pretty slick, the rest can burn.

 

[Shawn]

Repulsive. Some of his hollowbodies look pretty slick, the rest can burn.

I think they all look repulsive.

 

[spudmunkey]

Has Lace (like the pickup company) ever made guitars before? Well, they have now, and...they are...they definitely are...this.

 

[SalsaWood]

The paint accent on the surfboard in the second one doesn't bisect it symmetrically. Repulsive.

Otherwise kind of cool for what it is, definitely nails the tiki vibe.

 

[BlackMastodon]

They couldn't line up the weave of the top with the pick ups? This would be great for some yacht rock revival band or a surf-themed band like Drain, though, so I'm here for it.

 

[Crungy]

Has Lace (like the pickup company) ever made guitars before? Well, they have now, and...they are...they definitely are...this.

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Who ordered that guitar, this guy?

 

[KnightBrolaire]

tHas Lace (like the pickup company) ever made guitars before? Well, they have now, and...they are...they definitely are...this.

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Lace made some guitars before this, look up the cybercaster.

 

[TedEH]

look up the cybercaster.

Oh no, it's not good. I'd take the weave-top guitar before this thing any day.

 

[spudmunkey]

...or a surf-themed band like Drain...

For a brief moment, I was very, very confused.



[edit: Sidenote: goddamn I loved this band. Got to see 'em twice (once at Ozzfest, and once in a smaller club as a headliner), and they were awesome.]

 

[Crungy]

For a brief moment, I was very, very confused.



[edit: Sidenote: goddamn I loved this band. Got to see 'em twice (once at Ozzfest, and once in a smaller club as a headliner), and they were awesome.]

Fuck yeah, I was just thinking about them!

 

[JDB123]

 

[spudmunkey]

I actually don't totally hate the concept. I'm a bit forgiving for some promotional products and the shape isn't really any more ridiculous than many popular guitars. I hate that they felt the need to give it a shitty vintage trem.

 

[Crungy]

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The OG St Vincent guitar?

 

[wheresthefbomb]

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I remember one of the punk dudes in my high school had the Busch version of this, he played it a a HS battle of the bands and nobody told him not to, but judges (two of whom were teachers) did literally tell them that they sucked. Different times I guess.

The OG St Vincent guitar?

St. Vincent McNeil

 

[M3CHK1LLA]

^ David St. Hubbins?

 

[JDB123]

GIBSON GOES EXTENDED RANGE, 9-STRING EXPLORER!!
Only $8,999.00...

 

[lost_horizon]

The OG St Vincent guitar?

St BeerScent

 

[Crungy]

I remember one of the punk dudes in my high school had the Busch version of this, he played it a a HS battle of the bands and nobody told him not to, but judges (two of whom were teachers) did literally tell them that they sucked. Different times I guess.


St. Vincent McHappyMeal

FTFY

 

[wheresthefbomb]

GIBSON GOES EXTENDED RANGE, 9-STRING EXPLORER!!
Only $8,999.00...
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cool idea, terrible execution

 

[nightsprinter]

Has Lace (like the pickup company) ever made guitars before? Well, they have now, and...they are...they definitely are...this.

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*Johnny Depp furiously composing email requesting custom build*