Your Theme Song

[josh pelican]

KJ, I was going to give you some Grateful Dead, or the theme song from that game Acid Factory, but I decided you need something better.

You are the only person I couldn't find just one for as the options were unlimited... but I think I am going to give you this:


If you are not satisfied, I am willing to give it another shot. You get special treatment.

 

[josh pelican]

Jarret, I was going to give you Samurai Pizza Cats... but I have found something a little better that suits you:


I would also like you to see these:

 

[Necris]

Jamie Brandhuber, I present to you, your BATTLE song:

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I opened the video, and while it was showing a picture of a beautiful landscape an ad crawled into the bottom of the video that said "everything you've been told about Detroit is wrong", I nearly fell out of my chair laughing.

 

[Konfyouzd]

KJ, I was going to give you some Grateful Dead, or the theme song from that game Acid Factory, but I decided you need something better.

You are the only person I couldn't find just one for as the options were unlimited... but I think I am going to give you this:


If you are not satisfied, I am willing to give it another shot. You get special treatment.

Awesome! I'm upset that I didn't bring my headphones to work cuz I've never heard this song. I'm definitely listening to this when I get home.

 

[jaretthale78]

 

[blister7321]

Jamie Brandhuber, I present to you, your BATTLE song:


Whenever this song plays, you show up in some awesome fucking armor with a viking helmet and a cape. You have a giant ass sword that no one else can hold with one hand. You have it propped up on your shoulder. You will slay every fucking ork, peasant, and wench. You leave no one alive but your own men. When you leave, nothing remains but pools of blood and enemy corpses.

Randy posted his own theme. Colin Kaufmann, you're next.

thank you sir

song is badass
so im the witch king wraith huh sick

 

[Skyblue]

Sounds like fun :]

so:
I'm Noam Goorhuis. family name is dutch, and should not be attempted to pronounce
I'm 17 years old, like 3/4 dutch, and I live in Israel.
I listen to metal- mostly prog, with bits of death and stuff combined inside (DT, Opeth, mr. Townsend so on and so forth), Jazz- mostly bebop and fusion I guess (Govan ) and classical.
hobbies, aside from guitar are reading, watching movies, and pen spinning (yep, you heard it. here's my channel if anyone's interested YouTube - NeverLandQM's Channel )

that's what I can come up with~

yeah, I'm an unknown guy

 

[josh pelican]

Holy fuck. 43 videos of pen spinning?! I'm going to have to dig here for a good theme song. I will report back.

I dated a girl who was part dutch if I recall correctly. Her last name was Van Vugt.

EDIT: I got it. I wanted to give you something a little different because I've given a few metal themes. Get Dizzy.



Your theme video would be you sitting in the darkest corner of a smokey bar. There is a very dull light above you: not bright enough to see your face, but people know it's you. You have a drink in front of you. You either have a lit cigarette sitting in the ashtray in front you. Your are staring blankly across the room shuffling cards waiting for someone to join you in a game of poker. You never leave empty handed.

You've been in many, many bar fights. You've left the bar bloody and bruised, but are always the last man standing. You've had pool cues broken on your back, but it never did take you down.

Between walking in and leaving, you barely speak a word. Everyone knows exactly who you are. They either want to fuck with you, or the clear the table if they're sitting at it and apologize.

Your voice is a bit deep and raspy. The bar tender never says, "What'll it be?" You walk up to the bar, and he knows what you want. You flip 'em a few coin then head to your table.

Not even the Stella Artois man is as mysterious as you.

 

[pink freud]

My name is Ryan Von Zillmer. I'm 22 years old and live in Seattle. Before guitar I played the Viola.
I work at Boeing as an Illustrator, am going to college for a second degree (Physics).
I play music (obviously), enjoy hiking in the Cascades and ogling well-endowed wenches. I drive a chick car (Toyota Yaris Hatchback ).

Here was my New Member thread from yesteryear: http://www.sevenstring.org/forum/new-member-introductions/93055-new-member.html

 

[Skyblue]

that was damn brilliant, both theme song and story!
I approve of you

and yeah, I've been spinning for like, almost 3 years now I think, and I'm not that good xD but it's really fun, doesn't take as much time as people seem to think (I spin during class, when I watch tv and so on, so I kinda rarely spend time just on spinning) and I believe it really helps finger independence and flexibility, which I'm sure almost any musician needs~
so hit me up if you're interested =P

 

[vampiregenocide]

Ross Wildish, soon to be 20 y/o
Born : Harlow, Essex, England
Occupation: Freelance photographer and student currently studying said subject at the University of Hertfordshire
Interests: Playing guitar, music and journalism photography, art, gaming (particularly halo on xbox), films (especially zombie films)

 

[ZEBOV]

My name is Neal Thomas.
I live in the United States. Born in Memphis, grew up in the suburbs of Memphis, and still live there.
I'm 22 years old.
Sevendust has been my favorite band since 1997, so I was 8 back then.
I also like Korn's first 5 albums (none after that), Five Finger Death Punch, Alice in Chains, Pearl Jam, Rush, Rammstein, Switched, Keith Merrow (diabolic5150), Periphery/Bulb, Meshuggah, Dream Theater, Feared, Dark New Day, Metallica's live CD called S&M (Symphony & Metallica), Bury Your Dead, Tool, Mudvayne, Rob Dougan, Stone Temple Pilots, Disturbed, Flaw, Gravity Kills, Psychostick, and Pantera. That would be every single band that I like so far.
I'm primarily a bass player, but I'm now learning guitar on a 7 string guitar. I play 7 strings simply because I cover a broad range of tunings. I started out on a 5 string bass too. I've also been on and off with the drums too.
I'm also a live sound engineer with a company called Akimbo Productions. We engineer sound for local bands. It started because there was a major lack of decent live sound for local bands around here. I'm soon to be the recording engineer since that's my major in college.
I'm also a part time security guard. I'm usually security for odd events like house auctions, movie theaters showing movies before they're released, etc.

 

[Goatfork]

I want to be the very best. . . .

 

[scherzo1928]

This thread is pure win.

Roberto
Mexico city
25
mechanical engineer
I have the most fucking awful handwriting in history.
Building a guitar, and when listening to karl sanders i grow extra arms to cut mah cocobolo boards. (so no karl sanders is allowed )
edit: just go through page 3 of my build, and you will know what I mean...

 

[Psychobuddy]

Oooo, this is fun.

Alright:

Name: Josh Stobbs
Age: 17
Living in: Amherstburg, Ontario, Canada
Occupation: Works at a Dollar Store/ is a student
Interests: Guitar, music in general, video games, art, most things nerdy.

I look forward to what I get.

 

[MikeH]

Name: Mike Herman
Age: 18
Location: Cincinnati, OH
Occupation: Asphalt seal coating and full time student majoring in Business Management
Interests: Guitar, Drums, Skateboarding, Aquarium Keeping, Zombies.

 

[EliNoPants]

Eli, 27, Lawrence, KS
i like just about anything that rocks or gently lulls me to sleep, just one shelf of my CD collection has Nile, NIN, Norah Jones, Opeth, Ozzy, Pantera and Pink Floyd, and my most played in iTunes (amongst what little i have bothered to rip) is Cult of Luna, Cynic and Imogen Heap

in both music and movies, i like epic shit, i like it a lot, Conan, LotR, the Alien series, Batman, rpg games, comics, all sorts of shit like that

my all time greatest crushes would be Joan Jett, Catwoman, Tank Girl, Norah Jones, and Ellen Ripley (not Sigourney Weaver, just Ellen "baddest assed chick EVER" Ripley)

 

[Cyanide Assassin]

this sounds like too much fun to miss out on

Danny Bolyn, 22 y/o.
Born in Joliet, Illionois, USA.
Currently in Chicago, Illinois, USA.
Occupation: Event Specialist, Service Clerk.
Interests: Guitar, Bass, Drums, vocals, programming, recording, bad ass tech death bands
Hobbies: playing guitar, finding new music, going to local shows and supporting the local bands..

 

[aslsmm]

josh your going to need to have help catching up on all the theam song requests. you better get randy or techromancer to help you furnish theam songs for every one.

btw the names aaron scott lopez, im not mexican, i was adopted.
resides in: im from oregon and i love the ducks.
occupation: im in nursing school and goingt to be getting a masters so i can be a nurse practioner. currently in a care home for old folks.
hobbies: pretending im zakk wylde when no ones looking, the early zakk when he was with ozzy. i like to swear because those are some of the funnest words to say. like this FUCK! see it's fun. surfing, customizing guitars and i have a burmese python.

 

[josh pelican]

fuuuuuuu

I didn't expect so many people to ask for a theme song. I will catch up as soon as I get some coffee into me. If anyone wants to help me catch up in the mean time, shoot me a PM. I have a few in mind for some people who haven't posted yet, but I'm holding out in hopes they do.