Let's go 22! Post the ugliest Kiesel ever.

[JSKrev]

Dude, and mark and stereo mesa rack? That's a sick rig. I can understand why so many people followed him.

He used those tax-free donations for a tour rig.

 

[ntotoro]

He sure liked to crank the mids and highs on the GEQ of that Mark...

 

[odibrom]

... enough with the chatter, back to ugly Kiesel photos please.

 

[John]

 

[spudmunkey]

specifically a V220.

*X220

 

[BlackMastodon]

This abomination can be yours for only 4399 USD (also non-returnable)
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Cum burst aside, this one reminded me of the birthing/cookie-dunk for the robots in Westworld.

Still very cummy, actually.

such a waste of good quilted maple
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Looks like cheap corporate Pride Month pandering.

What a shitty way to start this thread. Especially since that's legit one of the least offensive Kiesel burts I've seen.

It looks like someone was really dehydrated and pissed on the guitar before leaving it for a week to start spraying clear over it. I mean, at least they tried to not blend the burst in a little bit but it's just so sloppy.

 

[MYGFH]

As I scroll, my inner voice is screaming, "Why!" in Nancy Kerrigan.

 

[John]

Why

Because there is no hope.

 

[Dumple Stilzkin]

What a shitty way to start this thread. Especially since that's legit one of the least offensive Kiesel burts I've seen.

Tell me you can't read without actually saying it.

 

[Dumple Stilzkin]

Wrecked rectum burst.

 

[7stringDemon]

I have (poorly) created the forbidden Kiesel/Carvin build. One people have been wanting for decades.

 

[spudmunkey]

I have (poorly) created the forbidden Kiesel/Carvin build. One people have been wanting for decades.

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[fps]

Some of these guitars look like the tanks from Tanked.

 

[Nightside]

I remember the days when people made fun of warlocks and mockingbirds and ironbirds for being trashy tasteless tacky eyesores. Who knew it would get so much worse? I'd rather play a razorback with a flame graphic print top and the huge fork headstock than any of this shit. Someone has to stop this guy from wasting so much good pieces of wood.

 

[Emperoff]

Sorry to hate but man eve. Though I love blue finishes... Can't get into that one

No need to be sorry. The Kiesel bevel hate and its resemblance is what allowed me to get the guitar at such kickass price.

 

[StevenC]

The problem with Kiesel is that nothing surprises me anymore. Sure, these are all ugly, but not in a new or interesting way.

 

[KnightBrolaire]

 

[KnightBrolaire]

goofy ass shape

 

[KnightBrolaire]

this is the homermobile in guitar form. Too much shit going on

 

[KnightBrolaire]

toothpaste lookin ass finish