Let's go 22! Post the ugliest Kiesel ever.

[JSKrev]

Dear Kiesel,

The forest called and it's out of flamed maple. Please lay off the headless acoustic/electric atrocities.

 

[KnightBrolaire]

Knight's workplace hasn't seen him in 3 days, PD gonna go over for a welfare check.

shh i am hiding outside kiesel hq so i can document further atrocities against my eyes

 

[lattjeful]

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okay this one is straight up the color of human skin. actual cumburst. backshotburst.

 

[John]

human skin

"Hey guys! Jeff Kiesel here with Kiesel Guitars Carvin Guitars. Just wanted to let you know that I murdered 14 drifters on the highway this week, so I'm proud to introduce our new Human Skin™ Headless Acoustic Run!
Our Human Skin™ tops can be beautifully grain filled with resin or left naturally textured with a raw tone finish. Of course the natural tan and red hues pair tastefully with neon purple and green - so all Human Skin™ Headless Run guitars include an upgrade to a Jokerburst Kiesel-Treated Board at NO UPCHARGE.
While these do not come installed with strings by default - you may opt to have strings installed at no extra charge. Keep in mind this is an "Option 50" which will fully void your return policy and warranty. Due to the organic nature of guitar as an instrument it's not fair to ask us to anticipate how your guitar will react to guitar strings.
You don't want to miss this one so call my guys to get your limited edition Human Skin™ Headless Run guitar and be a part of history! #jointhefamily #naturium #humanskin"

 

[ArtDecade]

Gibson headstocks breaking.

Kiesel Headless: Hold my beer.

 

[prlgmnr]

they've managed an amazing marriage of colour combinations that couldn't look good on any shape and shapes that couldn't look good in any colour

sort of reminds me of that dude who drew cats but got progressively more schizophrenic

 

[Pietjepieter]

Almost half way...

hold on

And dropping this one just cause its cool

 

[Ordacleaphobia]

Crazy how the more reigned in one is actually sick as hell huh
Inline 8 headstocks are sweet

 

[CanserDYI]

Crazy how the more reigned in one is actually sick as hell huh
Inline 8 headstocks are sweet

Kiesels are the metal zone of guitars. Sure, some killer ass tones are in there, some FANTASTIC ones, but the issue is finding those tones in the sea of awful ones. Replace "tones" with "guitars" and youve got Kiesel.

 

[crushingpetal]

Almost half way...

hold on

And dropping this one just cause its cool
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Absolutely, that's a sick guitar.

 

[LordCashew]

- abalone blocks on a non-simple guitar

I ordered a CT6 right after the model was released by Carvin. Got the first one made in deep black stain over quilt maple. (Actually the very first guitar delivered with that stain, I was told.)

As a promo, abalone blocks were a free upgrade at the time. "Why not?" 20-year old me thought.

Cue years of kicking myself for not getting a blank board...

 

[Heretick]

Thinkin about orderin this baby up, what do ya think lads?

 

[Nightside]

The thing is it's not bad enough that this asshole is the fucking Dr Mengele of guitar building and everyone on the internet makes fun of how stupid and tacky this shit looks, every other guitar company decided to start copying this bullshit like it was some kind of trend to follow causing an entire generation of horribly disfigured burlbevelone cotton candy cum puke toilet burst monstrosities that will be haunting used outlets and classifieds for decades to come.

 

[Seabeast2000]

I mean these are mostly customer spec'd guitars no?

 

[FloridaST]

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Thinkin about orderin this baby up, what do ya think lads?

If you do I'm calling the authorities.

 

[odibrom]

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Thinkin about orderin this baby up, what do ya think lads?

If you want to spend that kind of money stupidly, spend it in me...

 

[BlackMastodon]

they've managed an amazing marriage of colour combinations that couldn't look good on any shape and shapes that couldn't look good in any colour

sort of reminds me of that dude who drew cats but got progressively more schizophrenic

Even Louis Wain had good taste.

Also the biopic about him was beautiful and I won't stand for him being compared to Jeff.

 

[John]

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Thinkin about orderin this baby up, what do ya think lads?

Not that it's any real milestone of note, but there's better ways to spend your money. Behold:

 

[madrigal77]

I think what we can take away from this thread is all of them.

 

[Emperoff]

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ah yes, cream, grey and purple go together like peanut butter, pickles and bologna..

Hey, this one is probably the less offending one of the whole thread. A pickup swap could do wonders here as it's pretty much a Doomburst like those used on RG752s