Some guitars are too funny not to post

[Neon_Knight_]

Ibanez used to have guitars that had graphics on them. Many of them were just as ugly as this.

Aside from the Satch and Vai (floral) signatures, weren't the graphics predominantly limited to USA Customs?
Which would make sense considering Dean has somehow managed to get by for decades selling obnoxious graphics in the US.

 

[T00DEEPBLUE]

 

[Crungy]

Looks like she's ready to lick her lover's stamp collection

 

[Hollowway]

She really likes TOM bridges.

 

[spudmunkey]

She really likes TOM bridges.

Gallagher: Sledge-o-matic
Guitar: Tune-o-matic
Model: Tongue-o-matic

 

[Seabeast2000]

She really likes TOM bridges.

Tom Bridges - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

 

[spudmunkey]

A WTB listing on FB:

 

[spudmunkey]

And then there's a whole "Pinup" and "Nude Pinup" ukulele product categories...

Pinups Ukuleles

All of our graphic Ukuleles are 21

www.notyourdaddysukulele.com

Nude Pinups Ukuleles

All of our graphic Ukuleles are 21

www.notyourdaddysukulele.com

And of course there a (NSFW) Anime category, as well...

Anime Ukuleles

All of our graphic Ukuleles are 21

www.notyourdaddysukulele.com

And then the worst one of them all...

Spoiler: Spoiler

 

[odibrom]

The last ones are the opposite of pointy guitars, but on the same level as the most extreme...

 

[Crungy]

@spudmonkey man, that is a truly awful collection of guitars lmao the first Jackson seems so normal after seeing the rest!

 

[Seabeast2000]

 

[Joan Maal]

 

[BlackMastodon]

I defy you to pick just one out of that post.

 

[ElRay]

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The Line one isn't so bad, in a "Form Follows Function", I don't want to be locked into any playing position, but still want a hint of minimalism, way.

 

[soul_lip_mike]

 

[Demiurge]

^Did this guy injure his wrist making a jerk-off motion while reading his listing, too?

 

[Crungy]

If he wasn't asking that kind of money for the guitars AND asking people to fly out I wouldn't think much of it.

 

[odibrom]

He's posting the guitars for sale so the wife doesn't bother him...

 

[spudmunkey]

"Custom chambering"

 

[Seabeast2000]

"Custom chambering"

Not the swimming pool route, but a custom grotto where saucy things happen.