SSO: Deep Thoughts

[jaxadam]

Pound a peckers, sign me up.

Last time you were in town I heard you had all the peckers you could handle!

 

[jaxadam]

They did have a cock go missing recently.

St. Johns County BBQ restaurant asking for the safe return of ‘Tip Toe’ the rooster

The owners of Woodpeckers Backyard BBQ located in St. Johns County are asking for the safe return of one of its roosters.

www.actionnewsjax.com

 

[TedEH]

I can't remember the last time I had actual Subway - any time I consider Subway, I remember that there are infinitely better sandwiches to be had, then just get one of those instead. Why would I ever go to Subway when shawarma exists? Or banh mi? The only time I visit subway anymore is if I'm with people who are afraid of "ethnic food".

 

[nightflameauto]

One time I was invited to a noise show in "Hot Dog Tony's" a family hot dog restaurant in sandusky Ohio. there were infomercials playing on the TV and regular ass white midwest families trying to enjoy their hot dog dinners while the noise show happened. there was even an old man irately pantomiming plugging his ears during one of the sets. it was absolutely unforgettable.

I am reminded of the greatest hardcore show of all time.

"WHAT THE FUCK IS UP, DENNY'S?!"

There’s a bbq place here in Jax called Woodpecker’s BBQ. You can get a pecker plate or even peckers by the pound.

True story: There's a place downtown here called "Papa Woodies" because they have a fire cooked pizza. About seventy-five percent of their menu is innuendo filled. Including, but not limited to:
The Big Woody
Buffapeno
Morning Woody
Big Meaty
Lady & the Tramp, which isn't filthy on its own, but right after all the others, plus the Bullseye, feels a little sketch.

 

[philkilla]

Last time you were in town I heard you had all the peckers you could handle!

You know it big boy.

 

[jaxadam]

You know it big boy.

You wanna help me organize a search and rescue for a missing cock?

VIDEO: St. Johns County BBQ restaurant urge return of beloved rooster stolen from property

Woodpeckers Backyard BBQ on U.S. 1 is looking for the return of "Tip Toe" after he was stolen.

www.firstcoastnews.com

 

[BlackMastodon]

When I'm at home, I am a sandwich, because I am between the walls of my apartment.

TIL Ted might be into vore.

Edit: autocorrect is kink shaming

 

[BlackMastodon]

Mostly now it's the horizontal slice, still connected thing. Though sometimes it goes all the way through.

This debate could have been a real rager back when Subway cut the V in the bread top to make the sammich. That bitch looked like a taco with a little V of bread laying over the top of it.

Then I stand by my original designations, cut = sandwich, connected = a submarine "sandwich" is indeed a taco even if not eaten like one

I'm apparently too young to have ever seen the V cut in a Subway sandwich, but dear god does it make zero sense to an outsider

edit: sweet Jesus, it looks like a god damn Tremor in sandwich form!

Yo what the FUCK

 

[TedEH]

TIL Ted might be into vore.

This was right there and nobody went for it:

 

[philkilla]

Te RO

You wanna help me organize a search and rescue for a missing cock?

VIDEO: St. Johns County BBQ restaurant urge return of beloved rooster stolen from property

Woodpeckers Backyard BBQ on U.S. 1 is looking for the return of "Tip Toe" after he was stolen.

www.firstcoastnews.com

The ROI alone on finding that cock would probably mean a lifetime supply of peckers from the restaurant .

 

[jaxadam]

The ROI alone on finding that cock would probably mean a lifetime supply of peckers from the restaurant .

Looks like you and I aren't the only ones that like peckers:

Northeast Florida BBQ eatery ranks among top 50 nationwide; find out which one and where

A small roadside eatery near St. Augustine recently earned recognition as one of the top 100 best barbecue restaurants in the nation, landing at 42.

www.jacksonville.com

It's a Top 50 in the nation destination for peckers!

 

[Randy]

 

[youngthrasher9]

Ok so I see the argument as a hotdog or a sub being technically a taco, but I also have to assume the arguers haven’t seen a real street taco consumed by the people of the culture whom invented the taco.

The tortilla almost always gets rolled in the hand to a vague cylinder before consumption. Unless it is specifically the Americanized hard shell taco or a variety of taco cooked on a plancha.

 

[BlackMastodon]

Man, I hate hard shell tacos. I tried a doritos los whatever the fuck taco from Taco Ball a couple months back and it was very underwhelming, and just as annoying to eat as hard tacos.

 

[dr_game0ver]

I have that game. Not very good. But you can play as Spider-man.

 

[Crungy]

Imagine walking into a deli/sandwich/sub shop, and the menu is just hotdogs

Ever heard of the restaurant Roly Poly Sandwiches?

https://rolypoly.com/menu-category/sandwiches/

I feel whoever started this chain it was on the premise of "fuck you, I want to watch the world burn" that said, they had some good stuff.

 

[Crungy]

Since the sandwich debate is topical...

A Judge Ruled Tacos Are Sandwiches — Here's Why That Matters

In May, Allen County Superior Court Judge Craig Bobay ruled that "tacos and burritos are Mexican-style sandwiches." Though this ruling can feel deeply unserious, it has major consequences for one small business that was hoping to open a restaurant in the city of Fort Wayne.

www.foodandwine.com

 

[SalsaWood]

The idiocy induced by the failure of human constructs to properly define their own lexicons never ceases to amaze me.

Tacos are tacos. If I have to get a majority together and affirm it we're going to raise your taxes.

 

[BlackMastodon]

Since the sandwich debate is topical...

A Judge Ruled Tacos Are Sandwiches — Here's Why That Matters

In May, Allen County Superior Court Judge Craig Bobay ruled that "tacos and burritos are Mexican-style sandwiches." Though this ruling can feel deeply unserious, it has major consequences for one small business that was hoping to open a restaurant in the city of Fort Wayne.

www.foodandwine.com

We're venturing dangerously close to the P word here.

I'm with Salsa; a taco is a taco, pendejos.

 

[Crungy]

I'm only on board for calling hotdogs sandwiches for comedic purposes.