Whats the WORST band name you can come up with?

[no_dice]

Uncle Daddy and the Family Secret

That one never ceases to make me laugh.

 

[ghost_of_karelia]

Escape the Fate Or Possibly Only Move Slightly To The Left So The Fate Doesn't Crash His Fatemobile And Ruin His No-Claims Discount.

or alternatively

Asking Alexandria Whether He Left The Toilet Seat Up Yet Again.

ur pick sso

 

[jbab]

Bellybutton Lint

 

[Alex Kenivel]

Are those legitimate bands or ones you just made up? Because so far all the ones in here are legit.

Not true. I started this thread with a fake one. Its whatever

 

[sage]

Worst one I ever saw: Strip A'Dick'Shun - for reals. They were a cover band that played a bar in Dawson Creek and regaled us with their only original song, "The Dirty Black Shit You Find Under Your Nails." It became an ironic treeplanter anthem.

 

[Xaios]

or Infant Exciter

FTFY.

 

[MFB]

Not true. I started this thread with a fake one. Its whatever

Oh, most of what I've seen has been people posting real bands + the way I saw the OP phrased, I assumed they were a legit band from Alaska. But OK then.

 

[jimturmoy]

Crunchy Vagina Sweat Cheese

 

[downburst82]

Ambergris and Flies

 

[Underworld]

I Fucked a Wolf... having a stupid name not being enough, they needed shitty live playing too

 

[TylerEstes]

This jackoff that hangs out with my friends is in a band called Social Slaves.

Best one I've heard so far was the band I was in when I was 17, Where's the Beef? For some reason we had 3 guitarists and no bassist (can't hear them anyway ) and we were kinda like Jobforacowboy but we played hilarious audio clips during our songs. Because....teenagers.

 

[thrsher]

peas and queues

 

[sage]

There's also the one that I plan to use for my comedy band. Which will never happen because I refuse to mix music and comedy. But if I did, it would be a pop-punk band and it would be called...

Liquor Wrecked Him

Debut album would be called Heinous Anus, which would also make a really bad band name.

 

[HUGH JAYNUS]

blood on the dance floor

LOLZ

but seriously. i had a band back in the day who couldnt agree on a name, so i named us "Jimmy Chonga and the Asshole Bandits". my name is jimbo by the way. they were most displeased

 

[Curt]

"Habitual Reality" It was suggested to me by an old friend when he heard I was starting a band and told him I didn't have a name. Seems like he took a couple words out of the dictionary and threw them together.

 

[sniperfreak223]

for a while I kicked around the idea of starting a side band called "Like Us On Facebook", and their debut album would have been called "...And Follow Us On Twitter".

 

[asher]

"Habitual Reality" It was suggested to me by an old friend when he heard I was starting a band and told him I didn't have a name. Seems like he took a couple words out of the dictionary and threw them together.

I actually like that - but as an album name or Meshuggah song.

 

[straightshreddd]

Ass Sniffers

A Handful of Pubes

Dirty Sharts

Dead Old People

The Booty Brigade

Breathing the Fumes of Ass

Obey My Ass

Aretha Franklin and the Scientific Method

The Pee Pee Touchers

Chocolate Mussolini

 

[works0fheart]

Rings of Saturn

 

[Pedantic]

Less than three (an Ian watkins tribute band)