matty2fatty
Well-Known Member
what part of ns are you from? If you need someone to check on you I'll swing by if you're in halifax, haha...I might even bring you a frosty for dessert
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6790 Calories
455 Grams of fat
1595 mg of cholesterol
50 grams of sugar
HAHAHA, im about an hour and a half away in pictou county , id love a frosty right now , FUUUCKwhat part of ns are you from? If you need someone to check on you I'll swing by if you're in halifax, haha...I might even bring you a frosty for dessert
ok so i was out with my friend rob, (back when i used to smoke the ganja) and i went into mcdonalds super high and asked for 20 snack wraps, they were debating whether to sell them to me and i started to get upset at them, i started shootin off to the manager and she called the cops so i peaced right outta there, my friend rob went to the drive in 4 times and orderd 5 snack wraps each time, id eat the 5 then go back, after a half hour im done of them and i feel like death like last night, i went into the bathroom at the nearest subway and puked and shit everywhere, i paniked and threw my clothes in the garbage and ran out of the subway bathroom half naked, and then rob drove me home, that my friend, is the night i quit smoking weed.tell the story of the 20 snack wraps
ok so i was out with my friend rob, (back when i used to smoke the ganja) and i went into mcdonalds super high and asked for 20 snack wraps, they were debating whether to sell them to me and i started to get upset at them, i started shootin off to the manager and she called the cops so i peaced right outta there, my friend rob went to the drive in 4 times and orderd 5 snack wraps each time, id eat the 5 then go back, after a half hour im done of them and i feel like death like last night, i went into the bathroom at the nearest subway and puked and shit everywhere, i paniked and threw my clothes in the garbage and ran out of the subway bathroom half naked, and then rob drove me home, that my friend, is the night i quit smoking weed.
But apparently not the night you quit stuffing your gut beyond capacity with horrible food. The weed was probably better for you.that my friend, is the night i quit smoking weed.
this one might gross you out, it involves my mom, she got loaded a couple years ago on easter, it was pretty bad, my brother took a shit in the bed she was sleepin in, (dont ask me why) my mom was half asleep layin there not knowin what was goin on, i said " mom josh shit on your bed" shes like "WTF, no way jarett" im like "way" shes like "its just chocolate" she picked up a peice of my brothers shit and ate it. i kid u not. i think about it everytime i see my mom....u ate my brothers shit....u weird fuck...I am so so impressed by this thread. Never before have I belly laughed at something on SS.org, and I probably never will again. Any more interesting food anecdotes to share?!
... that my friend, is the night i quit smoking weed.
well marijuana gave me partial anxiety and depression and it wasnt workin for me anymore, and i have hypertension now and my vision gets fucked when i get high nowWhat?!? That's just crazy talk... Without weed, you wouldn't have that cool story.
Throw in some alcohol & sex and that would have passed for a Tucker Max story.
yea i went a bit far with that, but its a real thing, and i wanted to gross ppl outOk, I was laughing my freakin' mouth off until I got to the chocolate part...
STILL GETTING MY NOMINATION FOR THREAD OF THE YEAR :lOl: