SSO: Deep Thoughts

[jaxadam]

At the speed of regular time!

 

[c7spheres]

The easiest way to travel to the future is to create it.. By the time you're done, you'll be there. : )

 

[c7spheres]

If you want to go to the past. Reverse what you created.

 

[jaxadam]

If you want to go to the past. Reverse what you created.

I gave my son some advice on his birthday one year. I said forget about the past, you can’t change it. Forget about the future, you don’t know it. And forget about the present, I didn’t get you one.

 

[ElRay]

If you die in the same hospital you were born in, your average velocity is zero.

It's a mathematical term, represented by an arrow with both direction and magnitude. Vector! That's me, because I commit crimes with both direction and magnitude.

Oh, Displacement is zero too.

 

[ElRay]

Only relative to the planet. It's like how if time travel was real, you'd probably just end up depositing yourself into space.

Actually, maybe time travel IS real, but everyone who succeeded just dumped themselves into the void, so we have no proof.

So, a bar walks into a man … Oops, wrong frame of reference.

My dog vanished after I told him to "Stay!" I guess him being a dog and me being human, he had a different frame of reference.

 

[ElRay]

The easiest way to travel to the future is to create it.. By the time you're done, you'll be there. : )

My bed is a Time Machine, but it only moves me 8 hrs into the future!

 

[BlackMastodon]

My bed is a Time Machine, but it only moves me 8 hrs into the future!

8 hours?? Brag about it.

 

[jaxadam]

8 hours?? Brag about it.

No kidding…. I don’t even know what that is anymore.

 

[c7spheres]

I average 3-4, I dream of 7 or 8 again. Oh wait. Daydream of 8. It's scary. Anyone else get to the point of psychosis with it? Single pane glass, barking dogs, revving engines, and living in a flight path is a recipe for torture.

 

[IGC]

Why do men have nipples?

 

[Metalman X]

Why do men have nipples?

????

Where do you attach your jumper cables?

 

[IGC]

????

Where do you attach your jumper cables?

Or maybe at one time, the man carried and then fed the baby after birthing it?

 

[Seabeast2000]

I think the indoor mall is now at the airport.

 

[BlackMastodon]

Why do men have nipples?

Same reason cars have a plastic cover over where you'd expect buttons to be on the dash: it's easier to use the same parts to make them even though you don't need it when a different model actually uses the space.



Will this thread be done when we reach 777 replies? Or 7,777?

 

[LiveOVErdrive]

Same reason cars have a plastic cover over where you'd expect buttons to be on the dash: it's easier to use the same parts to make them even though you don't need it when a different model actually uses the space.



Will this thread be done when we reach 777 replies? Or 7,777?

When we hit 777, Steve Vai releases a new single (and matching set of dimarzio humbuckers) called, "Deep Thought".

 

[ElRay]

... Will this thread be done when we reach 777 replies? Or 7,777?

Come on, it's "Deep Thought" is has to be 42 pages.

 

[ElRay]

Where do you attach your jumper cables?

Great idea Mr. Metalman X, sir, except for two things:

• There is no space directive 772
• We have no jumper cables

 

[bostjan]

Why do men have nipples?

 

[LiveOVErdrive]

I said it in elementary school and I'll say it again, 20+ years later:

Convection is just conduction with extra steps.