wheresthefbomb
Well-Known Member
I went grocery shopping hungry and bought a bunch of stupid bullshit, then missed my bus because I was busy impulse buying stupid bullshit. Then while I was sitting on the curb minding my own greasy business shoving corndogs into my face waiting for the next bus a dude came up to me like "hey bro you got a cigarette?" to which I replied "no man, I don't smoke," and before I could get out my customary "those things will fucking kill you," he's all "WHAT DID U SAY TO ME?" "uh... I said I don't smoke?" "DID U SAY NO MA'AM?" "uh... no, man" and then he storms away all "FUK U MUTHERFUKR GRRBBRBRBRBRR"
You are freaking out, man.
You are freaking out, man.