Some guitars are too funny not to post

[ekarinsm]

Seems legit

Put Prestige on there, and I might buy it. Can't beat dat used Prestige value!

 

[spudmunkey]

 

[Crungy]

Good lord who ate that bass?

 

[KentBrockman]

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Looks like BC Rich's headstock designer has been fully let loose

 

[ittoa666]

If you know, you know

 

[Chri]

Good ole Devries. Ain't he dead?

 

[ittoa666]

Good ole Devries. Ain't he dead?

Im not entirely sure. The way it looked like he was living, I wouldn’t be surprised.

 

[Dumple Stilzkin]

i have many questions.
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For those who are all about that neck dive.

 

[John]

 

[KnightBrolaire]

Good ole Devries. Ain't he dead?

yeah, he's dead.

 

[T00DEEPBLUE]

yeah, he's dead.

Hopefully his casket was better upholstered

 

[Crungy]

Who's this Devries character? I missed out.

 

[Adieu]

Not too keen on the relic, but the fretboard is awesome

 

[gabito]

That ying / yang thing on the fretboard is kind of clever. The rest is terrible though.

 

[ElRay]

Jack not name. Jack job!

That's his name...I know it's wrong, but my brain keeps wanting to call him Sweetums, even though I know that's the Muppet.

 

[mastapimp]

Who's this Devries character? I missed out.

A "custom" builder out of Australia. Made "vampire" guitars that wouldn't get a passing grade in middle school shop class. Popularized cheap Chinese tremolos with the phrase "rhythm in jump dancing close to you." Went missing for several months, then his trans girlfriend went looking for him in the DeVries facebook hate group, sparking rumors of his demise. Later confirmed dead by a Sydney police official.

 

[Crungy]

Well that sounds like a bunch of what the fuck...

 

[spudmunkey]

Who wouldn't be tempted to buy one of his guitars...which I assume are also served on a bath towel?

 

[spudmunkey]

"Used *Other Brand JOHN ENTWISTLE BUZZARD BASS TRIBUTE Bass Guitars Black"

"Details:
THIS IS A CUSTOM MADE JOHN ENTWISTLE BUZZARD TRIBUTE BASS. STARTED AS A CARVIN NECK THROUGH THE WINGS WERE ADDED. HAS THE STATUS GRAPHITE PICKUPS AND ACTIVE ELECTRONICS"

So, it's not the *worst* bass I've ever seen, but it's just...unpleasant. And I get that it's modelled after a..."unique" bass, but...it could be yours for the low-low price of only $1,999.99 (+$130 shipping)

 

[spudmunkey]

"Details
This Squier Electric Guitar is in good condition. It has paint and stickers from use. It also has more custom things as you look at the pictures. Does not come with a gig bag or case."